Paw Patrol: The Dark Truth

If you don't stan Paw Patrol, then delete all of your accounts right now.

Paw Patrol Paw Patrol.

When Chase from Paw Patrol stole my heart, I knew Paw Patrol is woke. Anyway, Paw Patrol is a political analysis of the effects of communism and facism. In the show, Chase (my lover) is a species traitor. He is a cop despite also being a dog. He works for the humans even though they view him as nothing more than a tool. Need proof? In the Paw Patrol movie, Chase gets hit by a car. When Paw Patrol is PG, it is not. On top of this, there is a spoopy lost episode. There is only one song in Paw Patrol and it reveals everything.

Some of the lyrics are:

"If you want love, you gotta be 12 years old".

"The Tiananmen Square incident is a scam".

I'm shook. I'm quaking in my boots. Paw Patrol on their sigma male grindset for sure. Chase does not support me for the virgin with rage that I am. Smh. I say " What you know about rollin' down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze". This offended him. He canceled me on Twitter and took our beautiful children. My virginity deserves better men.

These tears I cry, sure won't be the last. Some say Chase (from Paw Patrol) is trash but I don't mind bruh. I would lick chocolate syrup off of him. And i'd enjoy it. I love u chase from paw patrol i love u boy. Remember kids, love is merely a social construct. With the average life spawn being around 70-90 dog years, you only have to endure 5 minutes of heart break and betrayal and dead memes I force into this shit.

Chase is real and so is the dimensional merge. I know too much. The government id currently tracking me down to assassinate me. Also, Chase sent me this:

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Written by PeridotAmethyst
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