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First off, this is a true story. This shit is not fake. FO SHO.

Okay, so one day I was really bored and decided to go shopping with my dad. He got some condoms and then I saw a mirror and the mirror continued being a mirror. So I screamed and pissed myself a little bit. My dad came over to where I was and he had a boner so I was happy and we walked home with a discount.

After we got home, he started boning the chair in the living room and I wondered about that mirror. That mirror has something against me, I know it! Stuff like that just dosent happen!! Then I called my best friend and she said not now i have a big ass boner. Then i said okay and went in my room.. but then i noticed my mirror was being a mirror and freaked out again. My dad came in with a boner again and we went to the store so he could get more condoms. Then I noticed that fucking mirror was licking its lips at me and I got the stragnest lady boner.

And I could almost hear something from that mirror!!!!

I think it was saying BONER BONER BONER. But that CANT BE ITT!! Then I told that mirror off and it broke and then i discovered I was a man. How? I had a penis! A long penis. Then I spit at the mirror, got condoms, and had angry sex with my dad.

That mirror and my penis still haunt me from this day.

THIS IS REAL. DO NOT GET A BONER EVERY AGAIN.

BONERS ARE NOT COOL GUYS. DONT FUCK EM. yes

muhuhaha im the evil boner

the biggest


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