Peppa Pig Theory

So if you're alive then there is a possibility that you've heard of the show Peppa Pig. It's a super cool anyway what you think you know about it is not true. I'll tell you all about.

What Science Nose And The Theory That Science Provd

So Peppa Pig is about a girl named Burpa. Burpa was a very sad kid because she didn't have her parents. She was also Batman. She lived in a house in the Gangstaland, but since she did UBERSUPERDUPER BAD DRUGS MAN she thought she lived on a pumpkin hill. In real life all of her friends were real. She had a friend named Sarah. He luvd Pokemans, but no one cared. She also had a friends named Jack. She really like Barby, but no one cared. Also, when Billy did the DRUUUUUUUUGZ, they didnt exist because almost no one existed lel. When she did DRUGGERZ, she thought she was a cow pig. And everyone was a pig idiot. But then on August 2, 20, she took all the BAD STUFF CALLED DRUGZ and died. But guess what? Everyone other lived in that house before her. And so when she didn't make it to heaven because she used Google Maps, she found that three other people lived there. She said she wanted them all to be pigs so they all turned into pigs. Her dad was a guy name SPOON CAT. He was so fat that once day he was eating but then he decided to die so he died. He lived in the house in the Gangstaland. Her mother was a fashion model (I MADE HER ONE BECAUSE SHES PRETTY). She was on her way to work from the house in Gangstaland. She thought she saw a demon so she screamed so very freaking loud that glass broke and one fell in her ear and that would hurt so she died. Then her brother George is a demon. He is the child number 666 of Satan. He was sent to the place as a 3 year old but he also lived in the house for 20 years lol. And this is very scary. Everytime Peppa Pig and her family go on a car someone suicides. Its so scary. So if you ever find that neverlet them so car. Thats my theroy that I sent to my friend Joe the SCIENCEIST.

How Science Provd It

Once upon a cock, Joe approved this theery.

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