Pink Panther and Pals - Bloody Pink
June 14, 2019
When I change the channel to Cartoon Network, I saw one of the worst cartoons ever made, Teen Titans Go. After that episode of TTG, a episode of the Ben 10 reboot aired.
However, during a commercial break, I saw a weird ad: There was a kid, no older than 10, drinking Coca-Cola. He tossed the can at the screen, and a message was showed, wrote in coke, which reads: "More Pink Panther and Pals!" "Wasn't the show cancelled 9 years ago?" I said to myself.
So after the episode of Ben 10 ended, a message appeared in some werid font, which reads:
"For Abby"
How did the channel knew my real name?
After that, the intro to Pink Panther and Pals played, and it was normal. The title card, however, was something weird: A knife covered in what looks like pink blood. The title was "Bloody Pink" and it was wrote in a bloody font. I was a litte nervous, yet curious to see what the episode is about.
The episode began with the Pink Panther at home. He turned on the TV and an ad for a weapon store came on. Oddly enough, the ad used clear english. Here the ad's dialogue:
"Nick's Weapons is now open! We got knives, shotguns, axes, even swords! Hurt for animals! Fire the starting gun! Kill your friends- Wait, forget that last part! Come on down to Nick's Weapons!"
The Pink Panther (let's just call him Pinky for the rest of the story) thought for a moment, and a lightbulb went off in his head. He rushed off to the store at the speed of light.
It cuts to the inside of the weapons store. There was a man dressed in blue who was supposedly Nick talking to Pinky. He held up signs so that he can buy something without speaking (he was mute anyways). Nick spoke in, yet again, clear english (let's call him Nicky for the rest of the story). Here's the dialogue beween the two:
Nicky: What kind of weapon do you want?
Pínky: (THE RKCE-65)
Nicky: Ah, a sword! What are you going to do with it?
Pinky: (KILL MY FRIEND)
Nicky: ...huh?
Pinky: (IT WAS IN YOUR AD)
Nicky: I made a mistake during the commercial, so if you want it for that, I'm not giving it to you.
Pinky: (GIMME THE SWORD NICKY)
Pinky grabbed Nicky by the neck. He took out a chainsaw out of NOWHERE and chopped off Nicky's legs. The blood was hyper-realistic and it made me sick. Pinky took a sword from the wall and ran out of the store.
It cuts to some house in a park (no, it's not Regular Show). It looked creepy. Trees and grass being dead, the chimney on fire... oh god, I was scared. What is Pinky going to do now?
Pinky knocked on the door. He had hyper-realistic blood on his face. The one who owns the house was Big Nose. He was told to stay there, and then...
BOOM!
A mushroom cloud appeared, as hyper-realistic blood and guts covered the screen. Pinky laughed in a demonic tone, then ran away.
Now, Pinky was on a rampage. He used his sword to stab people and maybe even chop them into pieces. Adults, children, and even babies' body parts flew around as he did so. After that, he pulled up a sign reading "DO U LIKE ME?".
"No." I said. "WAIT! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT!" But it too late; Pinky has crawled out of my TV screen. He pulled up a large sign reading:
"YOU, THE PERSON WATCHING THIS EPISODE, WILL BE DEAD VERY SOON. I'LL MAKE MY OWN ARMY, AND THEN WE'LL KILL YOU! REMEMBER THIS... YOUR NEXT!"
Then Pinky crawled back into the TV screen, and my TV shut off. "I should have said yes..." I said.
Originally on Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki
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