Playing in The Bushes

Oh, how I love playing in the bushes. There are many animals. Here is a list of all the animals I have seen in the bushes.

Foxes

Unicorns

Cats

Kangaroos

Yaks

Ostriches

Umbrellabirds

Oh, you might be wondering.

"How could you find ostriches in bushes?"

"Unicorns don't exist, how could you see them?"

"Kangaroos only live in Australia. How could you see them in a bush?"

"How could you find yaks in bushes?"

Hard questions, simple answer.

It's the bush where Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" was filmed.

You see, after the video was made, Nicki Minaj became pregnant from slapping so many butts. She didn't want to give birth in a hospital, so she gave birth in the forest. She gave birth to an alien, but her butt magic quickly turned it into a giant egg with many creatures inside.

When it wouldn't hatch, Nicki twerked on it. She twerked with all her might until her butt broke off. I found her laying in the bush. She said something to me.

"Sonnez les matines."

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