Please Be Careful When Blowing Bus Drivers At Disneyland Bathrooms

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...Or in all situations, at any time, any place, and by any audience for that matter.

I had a regular side hustle for the past year or so transporting my family to dodgy Disney trips in 'exchange' for blowies. My wife was always puzzled why we kept rebooking with Disney despite the constant prostitution, panic over catching the bus, our refusal to walk and disappointing family fun.

My secret is much sadder than that.

Truth is, I've a longstanding fetish for being 'coerced' into performing orally without my wife being able to blame me for it which Is why I keep writing lengthy stories with it as the happy ending, and me and my bum boi manny have a adequate arrangement where he always just happens to be there to 'pick me up' when our holiday has mysteriously gone wrong once again. I must have swallowed him at least 50 times at this point, and my dumb bitch wife still don't suspect a thing!

However, we've repeated this arrangement so much now that the security are starting to twig, and last two times we've been caught in flagrante and dragged before Walt and Mick themselves.

Micky cleared his throat.

"Look guys, it's the 21st century. Walt's learned to tolerate the Jews. Homophobia is mostly confined to lazy jokes on Subreddits for bitter failed writers. Ya guys wanna fuck, ya can fuck! But this is a family place."

I explained our situation.

"Uh man, there was this dirty hotel room... My wife mighta got bad hair... y'see I really had no choice but to blow Manny. it was a 20 mile walk...." Manny stroked my thigh reassuringly under the table.

Micky leaned forward and grabbed my lapels with his creepy little mouse gloves.

"Listen you little bitch. I've done prison time, I know what it is to have to sell yourself. You just have a fuckin' awful wife, make terrible decisions and don't seem to know your audience. Don't insult me with your bitch ass excuses. I'm sending you and Manny on separate cruises to get you pricks out of my hair and outta my family parks. You'd better keep it to yourselves on there."

But I had blown the entire crew on the first day.



Credited to scannerofcrap 

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