Poke death

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HI MY NAME IS JACK ONE DAY I WENT TO THE FLEE MARKET AND I FOUND A BLACK AND RED POKEMON CARTRIDGE WITH "POKE DEATH" WRITTEN ON IT SO I DECIDED TO BUY IT BUT THE SELLER SAID "TAKE IT ITS FREE BUT WATCH OUT BECAUSE ITS HAUNTED!!!"

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT HE MEANT BY THIS SO I TOOK THE CARTRIDGE HOME AND PUT IT IN THE CONSOLE AND THE GAME BEGAN WITH THE SCREAM OF A YOUNG CHILD AND I SAW BLOOD AND SALIVA AND POOP AND FECAL MATTER AND TURDS

I CHOLE BULBA BUT THEN I SAW PROFESSOR OAK HE HAD BLOOD IN HIS EYES AND HE SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME SO MUCH I CRAPPED ON MY BED!!!!!!!!

THEN... UH OH!

THE BLOOD... I SEE IT... IT'S... IT'S IN THE WINDOW!!!!! THERE'S A MAN WITH BLOODSHOT EYES AND HE'S SCREAMING "I'LL KILL YOU!!" OH GOD I'M SO SCARED I'LL CALL THE SHERRIF

I CALLED. THE SHERRIF HEARD THE STORY AND NOW HE'S DEAD BECAUSE IT'S TOO SCARY AND HE WAS SCARED TOO HARD!!!

I DECIDED TO OPEN THE GAME AGAIN AND NOW IT SAID "LAVENDER TOWN" AND A GHOST APPEARED!!!!!11 HELP THE GHOST IS KILLING MEEEEEKGFVFDYDUDFYHGBDUYHGBVDUYFG


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