Pokemon Lost Gold
Note: This story is based on a Creepypasta. I am describing some of the events and making the story more funny.
Ever heard of the story Pokemon Lost Silver? I bet you have. Something similar happened to me. I was looking for a copy of Pokemon Lost Silver online when I stumbled upon it. I thought that it was a special copy, so I downloaded it. It started. It showed the GameFreak logo like in the original game.I checked what my trainer's information was. His name was " ..." (Let's call him Jeff). Jeff had 666 hours put into the game, 666 badges, 666 Pokedollars, 666 (alright you get it.). His Pokemon were 5 Unowns and a sixth Pokemon named HURRY THE FUCK UP.
The 666th Pokemon (Okay, I'll stop.) The sixth Pokemon was a Cyndaquil with 1 hp left. That's probably why it's name was HURRY THE FUCK UP. I got bored and looked around. It was an area in Bell Shit Tower.
I couldn't find my way out. An hour later I found an escape route behind a pillar. Jeff was in a dark room(GO TO SLEEP) . I heard the theme when you listen to the beatbox in the Alp Mountains (Sounds like Snow on Mount Silver!) where the Unown are. I checked my Pokegear while it was playing unfitting music and found out that Jeff's map showed he was in a black void. To be serious, I made Cyndaquil use Flash. It said HURRY THE FUCK UP has used FLASH! The room lit up, and the floor was ketchup-red. I got to a sign after having a blackout in game and it said TURN BACK MOTHERFUCKA. It had a YES (please)/ NO(shit) option. I choosed YES because that would make sense and this is my first time playing it. I got to another dark room and used FLASH. Suddenly, it said "HURRY THE FUCK UP has fainted!" which was BULLSHIT because nothing happened to him. I checked my Pokemon and he wasn't in my party.He got replaced by a level 1 Unown (Bullshit). My group of Unown spelled "FUCKED"
I was in a room only 4 squares big. I walked in the room and couldn't find an exit. I checked how Jeff looked, cause fuck sleep. He was missing his arms (BOB?) and looked depressed. It also said he had 0 badges (BULLSHIT!) which was impossible. After a few minutes, my character started having a seizure and spun like a top out of the room. Then when he got out of the room, his color changed. He had no color. I checked his profile, cause fuck me. He was pale and lost his legs and crying tears of blood (Two Creepypastas in one!) Suddenly he got 69 badges, which disturbed me because it might represent something important . I checked my Pokemon and discovered I had a level 100 Celebi. It's sprite was messed up, so I quickly exited the menu to avoid a potential jumpscare. I was in the Shit tower like last time, but everything was red (Watch 10 ways to bully kids in Minecraft.) I walked North using my trusty compass until I encountered some people. They were also white (THAT'S RACIST!) and I couldn't talk to them. I then found (The) Red (Baron) and had to fight him, cause fuck peace.
Text on top said "Moron wants to fight!" I took out my Celebi. The Red Baron had a Pikachu. It was sad and had a puppy face. The only thing I could do was attack (2spooky4me). Pikachu used Curse because he was actually Creepy Black. Then I made Celebi use Rick Roll Song. Both would go out. Pikachu used Flail which sucked. Celebi used Rick Roll Song AGAIN. Pikachu used Piss Off, which nearly killed Celebi.Celebi used Banana Split, which made both of their HP 150. Pikachu used Mean Look, which was fucking hilarious. Celebi fainted because of Rick Roll Song.In the text, it said "CELEBI HAS BEEN RICK ROLLED!" Pikachu (STILL FUCKING ALIVE!) used Destiny Rape. It failed and Pikachu fainted. After the battle, I went back to the overworld. I checked the profile, cause I didn't have to take a piss. It showed... a floating Mario head.
Part 2 coming soon
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