Pokemon Theory: Pelipper was evil all along

I bet you know the Pokemon Pelipper. But I bet you didn't know that he was truely evil all along. How do I know this? I'm gonna tell you right now, in an overly long detailed explanation. It doesn't have to do anything with Pokemon , it makes no sense, but the internet is gullible enough to believe anything these days. Just wait until there are 50 youtube videos talking about this. Let's go.

You know TF2, right? Well, the main villain is Grey Mann, who launches the robots. He has gray in his name,  and Pelipper eats fish which are mostly gray, so they are automatically brothers. Bowser from Mario is mostly yellow. So is Pelipper's beak. Bowser is Pelipper's evil apprentice.

Now you know that Pelipper is evil! But what will he do with such evil powers? Destroy the world, of course. In Pokémon mystery dungeon.........,......

Rayquaza has to destroy the meteor in the first mystery dungeon games. He has  yellow markings. Pelipper's beak is yellow. Pelipper has thus made the meteor by vomiting it out of his non-existing nose. Why? That works, damn it!

Pelipper is often seen in the second mystery dungeon games. Pokemon who are often seen often attack you. Pelipper is evil. Pelipper's pupils are black. Darkrai is black. This means that he is secretly Darkrai who took control of Primal Dialga and Palkia to DESTROY YOUUUUUU! Also Pelipper is partly Blue and Dialga is also blue. Evil.

Pelipper's beak and pupils are yellow. That's like the fifth time we established this fact. You know who else is black and yellow? GIRATINA! And Giratina is like the devil in pokemon. Of course, it's obvious that Pelipper... Is. His. Son.

Now, go to Pokemon mystery dungeon gates to infinity. In that game, the main villain outside of the Bittercold is Kyurem. Kyurem has a yellow gemstone in his forehead. You know what else is yellow? PELIPPER'S BEAK!!!!!!!1!!!!!one!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!111111111111 Pelipper created the winds of despair to create the Bittercold! It all makes sense now! It doesn't? Well fuck you, people will eat this theory up like it's pelican soup and appreciate us like we're internet gods. Just look at how succesfull Matpat's crappy theories are!

Greetings, RED Engineer and Mr. Skeleton.

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