Pondas

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Author's note: This IS my first pasta. The name came from a dream, but I feel like making a video reading.



NEWS: WOLF BITES MAN, 3 MISSING

A man has been bitten by a wolf. When he died, his last words were "He said.. to come with him..." And he grabbed his knife and stabbed the police and then killing himself. Since then, 4 wolves that look like the killer wolf have been sighted.

June 13, 2004

I just got a new TV. My friend had told me that there was a very... odd Adult Swim. It was called "Pondas".

Episode 2: Frog

This seemed like a normal show, but seemed a bit blurry, and had slight static. It was like it was recorded on an old camcorder, like about 1995. There were two men dressed like a duck and a frog. The first man went up to the camera and said some facts about frogs. The other had very dull colored hair, like she had been in a chemical accident. She said that everyone should send a letter to:

856 Waterlog Way

(censored by police), MO

The letter flashed on screen for the last 20 minutes. The music sounded like someone was just banging on something. It wasn't even music. I turned it off.

Episode 16: Deer

This episode was very dramatic, with very unnerving music. I tried to turn the volume down, but it got louder. It showed animated animals this time. The animation was choppy, and was about 20 fps. A deer walked by, and it sat next to it's elderly father. Suddenly, a wolf immediately jumped on camera and smiled. That smile, I will never forget. The animation got more realistic, until it was real. The wolf smiled, his teeth and stare scaring me. He placed the elderly deer onto the cold floor. The TV displayed very hypnotising images until I was suddenly sucked into the TV.

I was now the wolf, the one who must make a choice. I had to make a choice. Kill the woman, or the father. I had no choice. I clawed the father open, and tore his intestines out until they snapped. I used those intestines as a noose to hang him. I clawed into his neck, slitting his throat until the thick, cold blood oozed out in a random manner. This felt very good. I suddenly had a feeling, that urge to kill. I stood up on two legs and immediately gutted the woman, who was startled with fear. I loved the warm blood, it gave me a feeling I never had. I immediately wanted to kill, kill more.

Those words echoed in my head as I head straight for the rest of the helpless cartoon animals. I had found a knife, and stabbed all the cartoon animals until they stopped breathing. I then knew what I had to do. "Finish the job." Those words made me stumble back for a second. Why am I killing these beings? Who cares, I slit all their necks until they bled out. I had enough food for 30 days. I ate all the carcasses within 14 days anyway and decided to kill, kill even more.

I emerged out of the TV and was in a man's bedroom. He was about 21, and I decided to do it. I silently went for his forehead, biting down hard. Brain matter splattered along the walls.

I said to his dead body, "Come with me, and we shall hunt for eternity."

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