Pop-eyes the Sailor

The year was 1995, and I was a janitor at Paramount Studios. It was a long night and I was putting my supplies away when I accidentally hit a button on the wall which opened a door to a secret room. The room was filled with cobwebs and dried blood splatters and in the middle sat an old film reel labeled, "Pop-Eyes". I wasn't sure if I had a projector to run it on, but I took it anyway. Upon looking deeper in my storage closet, I found my Grandpa's old dusty projector which still worked. "Perfect!" I said grabbing it and hooking it up. The film started...

It started with Popeye riding his boat and eating spinach, he then sees expired spinach but eats it anyway. He then started shaking uncontrollably and foaming blood out of his mouth. Popeye then starts to inflate and his eyes fall out of their sockets. Finally, he inflates enough that he pops and guts explode all over the boat and camera. The film stopped, and I immediately threw the reel away

Moral: Don't eat expired spinach.

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