Potatoes Are Amazing

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Ah potatoes. Freshly farmed from many countries, many states and many cities, there is a reason it is one of the most well known and commonly grown crops in the world. There are several delicious treats that can be created from potatoes. If you are in the mood for a nice crunchy snack, go ahead and have some potato chips, carved to perfection by urschel's handcrafted machinery. In the mod for something of a more chewy description? Look no longer, as tater tot's and hash browns make a deliciously fried, chewy delicacy that can be enjoyed during breakfast, lunch, or dinner. I especially like the McDonalds hash browns, they are amazing. Tater tots are much smaller, but paired with ketchup they make my mouth feel like it is in heaven. Buy some frozen from a convenience store and put them in an oven, stove, or microwave and enjoy the sweet bite-sized chewy taste of potatoes. What about if you get a burger, or maybe some dinosaur chicken nuggets? Perhaps it isn't enough, and you don't want your main dish to be lonely, then look no further as there are fries. Fries are amazingly made by Urschel machines, and are frozen, where they are reheated. I strongly recommend gravy, ketchup, salt, pepper, or some other condiment to increase the amazing taste of it. Looking for something a little more gourmet? Try some sliced potatoes. Slice them up and boil them, and scatter them on top of your next meal. This allows for another amazing flavor to introduce to an incredible eating experience. Want something soft? Try mashing the potatoes into a pulp, giving you mashed potatoes. Just put on some gravy and rotisserie chicken and you are in for a delightful meal. Also, I forgot to mention, if the potato chips I discussed earlier seem a little bland, then try some other variations, barbecue chips, sour cream and onion, Pringles with even more flavors such as pizza, regular, cheddar cheese. Ruffles chips are also made in a unique fashion making them optimal to pair with some delicious sour cream and onion chip dip. All of these amazing foods are available from this one simple crop, given to us by the amazing planet that we reside on. Nature, and potatoes, are truly amazing.



Credited to Automatic-Pin-1376 

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