Private Caller

Hi, my name isn't important so you don't find me. I'm a part time gynecologist for Chunguses and a full-time vet tech that specializes in treating rare and stealthy sofa bisons. I live in a small town you probably have never heard of in the Midwest. Boy howdy do we have a lot of corn lol.

Anyway, I was driving home from the office one day, listening to my music as always, and getting road rage at the stupid Spotify ads. That chick has the most annoying voice. I mention the music because there was never a break in music/ads, and I found that odd seeing as I had a missed call. My phone would have vibrated normally. But then I noticed it was from a private caller. That was odd.

Of course, as the law-abiding citizen that I am, I waited until I was home to listen to the voicemail. The first several seconds were quiet, then the dude spoke. It didn't sound like a robo caller.

"Hi, last time we caught up, you mentioned you were still interested in making extra cash." Dude I don't even know you. "It made me $100,000 just last month. You can confirm on our website that this really works." What website op? "Please give me a call back and we can chat some more about this. Looking forward to hearing from you!" And then he hung up.

I never talked to anyone about some side hustle that'd make me 100k in just a month. I'd love that. But he had no number, no name, and no website. Ok then. Not sketchy at all. I told my mom at dinner.

"What if they put a tracker in your phone now?" she asked, looking concerned. I brushed it off.

And then I woke up without any organs one day, just a mere skin-covered skeleton. I might be dead. Doot doot. Catch me doing the worm outside your house while blasting Spooky Scary Skeletons

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Ok but for real I did get the call, I hung up after the website part though.

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Credited to mysticaltater 

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