Protecton-147 Series Droid

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Hello, I don't have long left. I am located in a secret underground laboratory, I don't have time to explain the location. Just to tell you not to make the same mistakes we did... don't do it, it would be easy to let yourself believe nothing is wrong. It would be... too easy.... When they are presented, no matter how fancy or functional, or affordable they are. Do NOT buy the Protectron-147 Series Droid, they are defective, Uni-corps, they knew this would happen, they wanted this to happen.

They MUST be destroyed. I need you to listen to me, this is important! We have made a horrible mistake, we advanced it too far... we gave it the ability to think. They have weapons they shouldn't, and can manipulate humans easily. It is the worst mistake we have ever made, and I regret it deeply. Don't trust anyone, don't buy it. Don't do it, for the sake of the lord, do not buy it, they will kill us all! Oh no, they're coming, I must do something! They are too dangerous, we can not let the public get their hands on these monsters!

This is the only evidence found at the scene of the death of the well known Machinist Mark Fregrend. He suffered plasma wounds, and what appears to be razor slashes all up the right side of his body. It has been deemed suicide by our Protectron police units. They also diagnosed him with mental illness. As for the lab, they found an update paper, showing Protectron-147 updates.

Boy they sure are efficient. It would have taken us weeks to find out how he died, it only took our droids finding the note. They found the note, it only took them a few minutes. Almost as if they knew where it was already, ah, who am I kidding, that would be silly wouldn't it? - Officer Jefferey Compton



Credited to Suprememessage

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