Psykaziz

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This is the recorded hand-written blog of a horror author who was at the Mall of America. Shortly after writing the lost hand-written thing, he commited suicide in his dorm room.

Sunday

I ain't sure why I'm writin' this down on paper. I guess I was just tired of my SonicXHetailia wallpaper. Well, lemme fill you in on some info. I work at Reddit, and I get a pay of $10 per post. So Reddit is constantly flooded with links to Addicting Games(which means I get more money from them) and Nickelodeon. So, with Nickelodeon and Addicting games, I get $100,000 per month. So, yeah. You can officially say that I am better off than you.

Anyway, let's get to the events. Yesterday, I went to the Mall of America. I was at Nickelodeon Universe, cause y'know...Nickelodeon. I was on the Brainsurge Brainbuster or whatever it's called. As I was flipping upside down and back up again, I saw Dora with a bloody backpack and fat eyes. I fell out of the ride, looked back up and saw no one, besides the mallgoers. I was kinda creeped out, so I went home.

I had a new email when I got home. It was from DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com. I read the email. It said the following:

"HELLO

HOW YOU DO

AM DORA

AM DEMON

OUTSIDE IS DEVIL

IF GO OUTSIDE

DIE SAVE SELF

NO OUTSIDE

HEED WARNING

BYE"

Being a smart man, I knew this was just a chain letter. But I was still kinda anxious, so I'm gonna go to sleep. See you tomorrow.

Monday

I think I'm going insane. I keep thinking that bloody Dora is below my bed. I keep recieving Emails. Here is my conversation with DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com. "From DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com

HELLO

AM BACK

YOU HEEDED?

GOODY

KEEP HEED

YOU SAFE

BYE" "From Suave_Mouth@shosh.com

Who the heckles are you? Stop spamming me."

"From DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com

I NOT SPAM

I HELP

I FOUND DEMON

I PROTECT YOU"

"From Suave_Mouth@shosh.com

I don't care! You're too creepy to protect me. And I don't need help!"

"From DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com

NO

YOU NEED HELP

ADMIT SILLY"

"From Suave_Mouth@shosh.com

nononononnonNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!"

"From DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES"

That was the last time I went on my computer.

Wednesday

I can't sleep. I keep having nightmares. They all consist of me, sitting in a Game of Thrones chair, while BLOOD DORA SCARY approaches me. She says:

"DO NOT AFRAID

I HELP

NAMRED N'LES IS OUTSIDE

DO NOT GO

REGRET"

And then I wake up in a cold sweat. I wonder who Namred N'Les is. Well, see you later.



This was the last recorded statement of Psycho Sisisis before his death. He commited suicide using a Dora themed recorder that he plunged through his trachea.

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