Punko Fops

My sister is obsessed with Punko Fops, those bubblehead figures of characters like Colonel Conodo from the Amazing Movieatic Dimension, Naruhito Kamikaze from the Cartoon Naruhito, and MatBan from MatBan. A few years ago, we moved to Lost Angles, Califarnie from Berth, Northern Australios. It was an ordinary day, and I was driving my 1984 Detrit C-650 down a dirt road, when I was abducted by evil aliens. "Don't move, or We'll blow up your planet Dirt, filthy Cuman!" "No way, you wouldn't dare blow up Dirt!" "Yes I would!" said the Alien Leader, who looked a lot like Bizarre Albert. He pushed a big red button, and Dirt blew up. I killed him, committed Genocide against the Evil Aliens, and attempted to commit die, but was shot out of a cannon to a planet called Earth.

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Credited to stormaster 

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