Rage of the Horse Mutant

Allow me to be frank, I have no investment in the "My little pony" (MLP) universe, nor do I want to. I've seen the cesspool that is the shows fandom. Regardless one knight I was up till 3 in the morning playing Drakengard 3. Why that game? I don't know. But anywho since it was summer a thunderstorm vibrated into existence above my house, said thunderstorm cut the power to my house shrouding it in inky darkness. Despite my house being maximum dark I could hear all sounds.

I just sat there for what seemed like hours; it was actually 11 minutes. Then my television flashed to life with an episode of MLP with its eyebleedingly colorful horses running and fluttering about the screen. Before I could question how the tv was working despite not having power one of the horses, a lavender colored one, looked at me, its eyes turned green, and it rushed at the tv.

The horse melted out of the TV and reformed in my living room.

"My soul must feast upon thy blood to survive!" it croaked

"No." I said

At this the horse screeched and its head exploded turning into a writhing mass of purple worms, each sporting a fang filled maw. Two overly muscular arms emerged from the things back armed with knives.

"Well shit"  

The horse squealed and rushed me in an attempt to shiv me but I ran away in an attempt to escape from the rabid horse mutant. I burst out of my back door and looked around my yard for any type of weapon, the sound of splitting wood and shattered glass told me that the horse chose not to use the door. Thinking quickly I grabbed a hatchet and swung around.

A sickening crunch told me contact had been made and I saw the hatched embedded in one of the worms causing the rest of them to fly out of control while the body convulsed on the ground. Using the time I had I bolted into the garage and frantically began digging around before finding my prize, a jug of gasoline.

A horrid wail tore through the air as the horse recovered, and it was closing in on my position fast. Unscrewing the cap I shoulder smashed out the door and splashed gasoline everywhere. It was then I realized I did not have any form of spark.

"You foul human, you have overstepped your bounds! Now die!" hissed the horse before all its heads struck. I was overwhelmed and knocked backwards, landing sprawled on the floor.

"Now DIIIIIIIIE!" it screeched as each worm struck like a snake; all I could do was cover my head with my arms and wait for the inevitable pain. My last word was

"HELP!" 

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No pain? What was happening? I looked up and saw a scrawny kid in a white hoody waving two kitchen knives around in what I could only assume was an attempt to be intimidating.

"I knew following the stench of stagnation would lead to a cornucopia of fun!" he cackled before rushing the horse and trying to slash at it. While the boy was distracting the horse I scooted away and hid in the shadow of my garage.

The boy was trying really hard but was clearly outmatched, his knives barely slowed down the horse. Provided they connected of course. It was only a matter of time before-

-SMACK-

While to boy was preoccupied with fighting the worms he failed to notice the horse's muscular arms and was punched into my house.

"neighehehehehehe!" chortled the horse as it advanced on the boy, but it stopped ¾ of the way there and turned to look up at my roof.

"I'm amazed Jeff" said a slightly feminine voice "even when my expectations are as low as possible you still manage to fail to live up to them."

Looking up I saw the origin of the voice, it was a truly bizarre creature.

Its head was a rounded octahedron with a blindfold tied around it, the creatures torso was bulky and sported four thick arms while the abdomen was unnaturally thin. Its triple jointed legs however, where quite bulky. Finally a long thin tail slowly whipped back and forth behind the creature.

"Jibril shut up!" yelled Jeff as he hobbled out of my house, one arm dangling limply and his hoody turning red with fresh blood. "I had this under control!"

"Silence you failure!" snapped Jibril as she jumped off my roof and slammed her foot into the horses head, crushing it instantly. The body continued to spasm for a moment before settling down. "You've mistaken the Karcist's words for favoritism and have become arrogant because of it."

"What do you know? He sees my merit and treats me better because of it!"

Slap

"You insufferable wretch, the Karcist has dealt with hundreds like you in the past, you are nothing special to him."

"Oh really? If that's the case then why does he never actually punish me?"

"That is information you do not need to know. Now we will return to the Kiraak and report your failure."

"What! Already? B-but I haven't even killed anyone!"

"Due to incompetence you have lost the privilege."

"But what about him!"

Jeff said pointing to me, my heart stopping as he said it.

"Let the jailers take care of it." Jibril replied coldly as she tore open a hole in the air and threw Jeff inside it. She looked at me for a few second before disappearing through the portal. It closed immediately afterward.

I crawled out from where I was hiding and looked at my house before sighing in irritation. What was I going to do?

Naturally a house getting destroyed would be a subject of discussion among the townsfolk and I had a number of people ask about it. I'd always just blame the storm and say a tree fell on my house and then change the subject.

About a week later some black vans arrived in town, the people inside asked me a few questions about the event, fixed my house then wiped everyone's memory, including mine.

However one night as I was walking home from a friend's house I was saw Jeff luring in the bushes nier my house. Evidently it caused the events of that night to rush back to me in a tidal wave. So yeah, that's where this story came from, send help I've been sleeping in the penguin exhibit at my local aquarium for three weeks.      

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