Regular Show "Mordecai Needs Help"

You know how cartoon network has a show known as the Regular Show? well my name is Alex Trowbridge and i saw a very disturbing episode. it opened with the stars and shit but the title said "Mordecai Needs Help" i thought it was about Mordecai Going Looney but in a cartoonish way but no. anyways It started with Rigby snooping through Mordecai's belongings Mordecai came in then his face was really anger expressed. it went blank then in 2 minutes it went back to Mordecai at the coffee shop Margaret was asking Mordecai what was wrong but Mordecai was head-down,,, sobbing i was thinking to myself this seems....odd then Mordecai looked at Margaret with red pupiled eyes and here was exacly the script

Mordecai: get over here you dumb fucking broad

Margaret:What did you just say Hon?

Mordecai: *growls* - i said breaths angerly come... here... you... fucking... bitch!

Margaret: GET OUT NOW!!!!!

mordecai then pulled out a shiv then stabbed margaret in her boobs, face, stomach, and butt then he shit on her dead corpse i got a little disturbed so i TIVO'd it then i watched the rest of this shit

Rigby: dude where is margaret?

Mordecai: with Satan

Rigby: wait wh-wh-what are you doing with that broken pieace of glass o-oh god!!!! please no plea--

Mordecai then looked at the screen while eating Rigby's entrails

Mordecai: hey you the one watching this you soon will kneel before me once the new world order is furfilled

then it cut to an animation picture montage of mordecai murdering people like skips, benson, muscleman, hi five, and all the towns people i know thi sucks but GO FUCK YOURSELF NOOB GOR WASTING YO TIME READIN DIS MUTHA FUKA

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