Ren's Rampage

Hello, guys. I'm an intern who used to work at Nickelodeon Studios. Pretty fun place, I can already admit that. But one of my experiences wasn't so pleasant. I'm sure you know about The Ren and Stimpy Show. After Season One, John wasn't the same. He interacted less and acted differently.

One episode he created was by far the most disturbing episode. It was named Ren's Rampage. We all gathered around to watch. The first thing we saw in the episode was Ren walking angerily across the house with Stimpy dancing around like an idiot. He then hugs Ren until Ren turns blue, so he struggles out of Stimpy's grasp and says in a mean tone, "You EEDIOT! I weesh I knew how to geet reed of you, ya beeg dumb feline!" Ren meets up with Mr. Horse in a pawn shop, asking him if he knew Stimpy. Mr. Horse replied, "Yes sir, and I didn't like him!" He then gave Ren an RPG-7 to kill Stimpy with.

Everyone watching was shocked. One person left, knewing it wasn't going to turn out good, and the person sitting on my left covered his eyes for the remainer of the episode. Ren then came home, with the RPG-7 disguised as a scratching post, and the trigger was attached to a string attached to a cat treat. Ren then gave it to Stimpy replying, "Ah, smell that sweet scent of gunpowder. Isn't Ren so nice?" He found the treat attached to it, lifted himself up to the top of the scratching post, grabbed the treat which pulled the trigger, and the bullet shot Stimpy. He then fell over as the camera zoomed in on his corpse. It contained photo relistic blood, guts, skeleton, and looked so real, almost like you could touch it.

Ren then emerged from his house announcing, "I know eet all now. THEY ALL MUST BE KEEEEEELED! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!" He then went onshooting the entire show's cast, along with others he saw. The city became ruins set on fire, as the sky was red. Ren killed three children, and their corpses were so messed up, it was disgusting. The person sitting on my right leaned next to me and barfed. There went my $50 sweater. Most people left, but me and five others kept watching. Ren turned to the camera, faced us, and said, "If you speek of thees, you shall die!!" After, the cartoon irised out. The cartoon was put in Nickelodeon's secret vault and never to be seen ever again. Well, now you know about this lost not-so-much-of-a treasure. But, be careful! If you find a video named "Ren's Rampage.wmv", "Ren's Rampage.avi", "Lost Ren and Stimpy cartoon!", "Unseen Ren and Stimpy episode!", or the like... under no circumstance should you watch it, even if someone tempts you to.

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