Rip Ass Copypasta

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...Or in all situations, at any time, any place, and by any audience for that matter.

After eating gassy or smelly food I like to go to the store and rip ass down the aisles. People's bad reactions to my gas legitimately arouses me.

For context I'm a man in my 30s and am lactose intolerant and have IBS's. I have rancid eye watering gas. I've watched a women push her toddler in the cart down an aisle I crop dusted and the child started crying.

I've watched countless people react to my gas in hilarious ways. I made a girl appearing to be in her early to mid 20s throw up after I ate some hardboiled eggs and sauerkraut. I immediately became erect knowing I made a woman literally vomit due to my disgusting farts. I went home and masturbated.

I do this at least once a week at my local store. I slowed down during the pandemic since masks not only kept people from smelling it fully but I couldn't see there facial expressions so it didn't turn me on nearly as much. But now that the pandemic is over I've been back at it and loving every minute.

Credited to rancidcolon 

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