Ronald McDonald kills Bootleg Spongebob

Let's face it. You're a random little sponge, minding your own business, walking on the streets of bikini bottom, and then a random clown teleports out of fucking nowhere, and kills you.

Well about that I am going to tell you the story of how Ronald mcdonald killed Bootleg spongebob.

It All Started when Bootleg Spongebob Was Walking In Bikini Bottom, making little guys seem COOOOOOOOL..... and then, when he said hi to a random 69 year old fish car crashes and murders were happening across the streets. he was then arrested and put into court. The judge said: "Alright, let's see here, apparently, I've been recieving reports that you, "Bootleg Spongebob" started car crashes and murders across bikini Bottom. Is that correct?"

Bootleg spongebob just stood there, staring into the judge's pure soul. The judge says: "Eheee... GUILTY-" thats all the judge said before MRS PUFF DROVE AND RAN OVER THE JUDGE AND SAVED BOOTLEG SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bootleg Spongebob was walking in the streets whist Bikini bottom was on fire!!!! A clown named Ronald McDonald ran to him and said "Do you want to be happy?" spongeboy said Why yes i would love to be happy! Then Ronald put a KNIFE INSIDE HIS MOUTH and bootleg spongebob swallowed it and 69 seconds later, he died while the audience watched and applaused at Ronald and Ronald and Bikini Bottom died.

and this is why you should never take drugs, kids.

BA DUM TSSSSSS

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