SANIC X LOST EPUSUD - PATRIXXX ATTAXXX
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I was an internet at whatever the hell makes Sonic X or something and one day I found a...TAPE!!! It just had "SECRUT PATRIXXX EPUSUD" written on it in black marker. I took it home without permission because that's what law-abiding citizens do.
But let's cut tot he chase. When I got home, I put it into my Wii U but it wouldn't play. SO then I tried my VCR, and it played. You know, because before, it didn't. But it DID play. This time. Not at all like last time! Because last time, it DIDN'T!!!!! Didn't PLAY before, I mean! But it did this time!
It started like any other episode at Rich-ass Manor, with Sanic and friends sitting around scratching eachother's asses hoping to find gold or even PLATINUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Platinum is very rare, even moreso than gold! Rouge thought that it would make her wealthy, so she began invading anuses with her claws in an increasingly ferocious manner, until Knuckles kicked her out. While they were outside, they got into an argument and Rouge punched Knuckles. Blood spurted out. Blood! Blood!! BLOOD!!!! In a kid's show! I PUKED because I'm such a freaking pussy!
Knuckles DIED! Umg DETH!!!! Then, it scrolled down to an underground scene with PATRIXXX laughing EVIL-LY!!! He began meditating, and used his EVIL psychic powers possess Knuckles' corpse, creating Knuxxx. Rouge didn't think she had killed Knuckles and apologized, but Knuxxx tore off her head and shat down her neck and then stuffed her head back down her kneck and rubbed it around in the shit! I was SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tails came up and asked what was going on, and then Knuxxx grabbed him and tore him in half and pulled out his entrails and then started stomping up and down on them and kicking them around and then he tied them to some dynamite and threw it into the Sun! This violence was too violent, and I cried because me and my buddy always enjoyed roleplaying about a feminized version of Tails with massive tits!
Then Knuxxx came into the house and tried to kill SANIC, but SANIC 1-hit killed him! However, Patrixxx then BURST OUT OF KNUXX (because screw continuity) and they began to BATTLE with BLOOD everywhere!
Just when it looked as though Sanic had won, Patrixxx killed him with EVIL lasers! It looked as though all was lost, but the power of Amy's love revived Sanic and blew Patrixxx away and...
...nah just kidding she died too lol.
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