SCARY PASTA PART 1

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I was an intern at my new job it was called "Not Scary pasta incorporated" I was the best chef at my future chef school in the year of 2022 and i was best at cooking pasta. One message went around throughout the whole school if you cook pasta don't work at not scary pasta incorporated. It is cursed by the 666 year old pasta chef who was slain in a battle with the president of cooking. I did not believe it for i am not a one to believe rumors. When i got to my new intern job the boss said you will be in charge of the cameras until we think you are ready to not be in charge of cameras. They put me in the room with the cameras and i sat on the chair. It was a very boring job but one thing i liked doing was watching all the dvds previous employees left in the drawers. After i had finished all the dvds i was sad but then i saw another one...it was called something like "noodle.exe"

So I opened the case and pulled out a dvd with a noodle stuck to it. I tried to pull the noodle off bt it was super stuc to to dvd! So i just shoved it into the dvd player anyways but it got stuck on the noodle and didnt close! So i went to a garage sale where a creepy old man was offering tech support. I hate Old peoplE but i needd to get the deeveedee fixed, so i gave it to him but he screamed 19 times and collapsed on the floor crying like 'wah wah wah im so scared! Get the noddle away from me and take my evil dvd player!"

I took the evil dvd player without paying and left to go play noodle.exe. I got back home and put it in my evil xbox and hit playyyyYYYYyy. I started playing the game and it was a super duper scarhy platformer where you played as a chef whose special noodles has escaped. The area was all super scary corpses bleeding hyper realisitc blood from their hyper realistic eyes and i pissed my hyper realistic pants in fear! ZOMG SO SCARY!!!

It was so scary that i went to turn it off, but when i pressed the power button nothing happened! So i pulled the power cord out but it stayed on. And then i heard a hyper realistic giggling sound as i turned back to the sound, and saw a chef man from 666 years ago with a big bruise around his throat and he was crying hyper realistic blood from his eyes and he said "destroy this game so the evil pasta can't escapr! Don't make the same mistakes i did! Kill it!" and the giggling grew louder as the hyper realistic noodle hyper realistically jumped up behind the chef man and the screen cut to hyper realistic static and then switched off on its own. What a weird glitch!

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