SCAT.exe

Ok so i was an intern at Moocroserft.

Then i saw a file, it was called SCAT.exe. I opened it and "I'm a Scatman" by Scatman John blasted through the speakers. Epic fail flashed on the screen and i had a Sezuire.

The next morning, while eating Letter soup, (In a soupcan, of course.) suddenly, the letters turned into something...

Scat... Man... Exe...

Suddenly, i started bursting out "I'm a Scatman." And ran around naked going "BEEEBOPBEEEBABOPBOP, BABOPBABEBOP" Over and over and i got arrested for public nudity.

I went to my cell. And i listened to the radio.

You never guess what came on?

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Justin Bieber.

I died of Bieber poison.

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HAHHAHA just kiddin' this Pasta aint' ending yet!

So, as i was saying.

Scatman came on, so then i screamed at the bars 'BEEEBOOPPBEEBABOP." So i got tazered and put in a padded cell.

Then i heard Scatman in my head.

Then i blew up.

Le bloody freakin' end.

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