SOUPDRINKERS: A human animal robot study

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This story was written by Executives. We apologize for the inconvenience, and hope you enjoy.

Greetings, whoever is watching. 1982 was a good year, wasn't it? Well, let's see what the FUTURE holds for us. I've got a video containing future footage from the year 2018, so let's see what we'll be doing in 36 years.

The man, which was nicknamed the aralabornis kamralapin, left out of the room, and entered the computer. There, he was browsing the video network for advertiser-friendly videos. In the recommendations, one of the videos aralabornis saw was "Why I don't like ghostbusters.". Aralabornis immediately clicked on the video, eyes wide open, mouth wide, and sweat suprising his face.

On the video page, he said "WARNING WARNING INAPROPRIATE TUMOR DETECTED ATTACKING COPYRIGHT STRIKING IMMINENT NOW." Alabaramorphis then disliked video, and proceeded to flag it. He filled out the forms, stating "THIS VIDEO IS AN ATTACK ON SEXISM AND IS DANGEROUS TO KIDS." he proceeded to file the lawsuit for copyright infringement, and the strike was sent to the network.

Abralamorphis got out of his seat, and left to see the mall. There, we can see hundreds of people, who won't bother to give nicknames to. He got out his iPone 10, and looked at his twittitter. He saw a picture of a woman riding a fast black man. Naturally, he said "WARNING WARNING RACISM SPOTTED IN SECTOR 867, FLAGGING PROCESS IN NOW SESSION." he then proceeded to flag the picture for racism. He did the same to the picture of a black woman holding a white boy, stating "WARNING WARNING STATE RACISM IS FOUND PREPARING TO LAUNCH COPYRIGHT INGRINGEMENT."

Ablamorphis went to the mall theater, and saw a movie called trio dukes. He said "WARNING WARNING SEXISM ON THE FEMINIST PROPAGENDA TERRITORY. STATED OBJECTIVE IS SAID AS MALE DOMINATION OVER FEMINININES." he then took out his iPone 10, went to tumbluh, and wrote the following in his blog: "WARNING WARNING WE HAVE DETECTED A SEXIST MOVIE IN THE THEATERS!! PREPARE TO PACK OUR WEAPONS TO SMASH EVIDENCE PERPETRATORS. WE ARE EQUAL TO EQUALITY.". He took in his iPone 10 and saw the doors. Wide-mouthed open-eye women were standing with baseball bats, golf clubs and The rockets. A man walked out of the door, and the women stood around him, one of them stated "YOU MUST ENJOY THE MOVIE BY DEMAND RATIO." The man, which we eill call Blirpharmis tiktali, said "Sadly, this is not the right movie to..." one of the other woman said "IRREGULARITY DETECTED!! INITIATIONG VIOLENCE PREVENTION SYSTEMS!!" the woman then began to clobber the man until he was a carcass. Arablamorphis left the mall theater, and saw a black woman with a white man walking together. Arimabalaphis ran up to them, saying "WARNING WARNING RACISM STATEMENT IS ON SIGHT! ANNIHILATE THE INTRUDERS!!" he and a passerby, who is called Ghirilarbim mikital, began to stalk the couple, and even managed to throw in a punch on their foor. Ambrapalis left the mall, and found a cop car. One cop left, and we'll call him gharabaliphinus grillarbanicsutrer. Gharabaliphinus walked out of his cop car, mallet in hand, and started scanning the surroundings, grumpy face on his face, he slowly moved his head around the place, scanning for people. He turned around, and continued scanning, and stopped once he saw a black man, which we will call Rebatralimp sortinimuns. The gharabaliphinus ran over to rebatralimp, and said "WARNING WARNING BLACK PASSERBY DETECTED INITIATING VIOLENT WEAPONRY." He got out his guard's baton and AK-48, and threw the baton at rebatralimp. Then, he began smacking him with an AK-48. He was knocked on the dround.

Gharabaliphinus stood up and said "THE BLACKS HAVE BEEN TERMINATED!! CONTINUE SCANNING THE DAILY ROUTINE. he then continued slowly moving his head around the place, still having a grumpy face. Abralamorphis left, took out his iPone 10, and watched a live stream of a house tour. All the users spammed dicks, dick picks, masturbate pics, swearing, death threats, harambe jokes about how harambe is a pet, donald trumpet for pers jokes. He began posting WE ARE THE RACE., then turned off the iPone 10. He then looked around for people, one of them saying I really like that lizard. Arabalis ran up to them saying CAUTION CAUTION WIZARDS ARE NOT A VERIFIED SPECIES IN THE LIBRARY." "No, I meant the-" "PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME TO SILENCE YOURSELF." Abralamis punched the one, which we will call phastillimikaous rabatillingharn, then ran away.

Garahaphimus saw a donald trumpet poster, saying "WARNING WARNIGN MYSOGINIST DETECTED APPLYING DETERMINATION" tearing the poster into pieces, and putting the poster pieces in his mouth, brutally tearing apart the poster pieces into poster pieces. He then saw 2 people and a woman together and ran up to them, saying "MYSOGINY DETECTED! APPLYING EXPLOSIVE MAKEUP." He then punched the three. The three, which we will call Gharalaphinitralakis tribilamis, Tritalsinamartistal tribilamis, and Krakatrochirerata tribilamis, began to tear down Alapharmis, rapidly punching and kicking him violently. Ghalapharmis said "WARNING RACIST UNADVANTAGE DETECTED! ACTIVATING SELF DESTRUCTION!" he then exploded, burning Gharalaphinitralakis, Tritalsinamartisal, and Krakatrochirerata along with his carcass.

Now let's move on to another subject. We'll call him tribalathimis tritalasniftras. He just left the mall, having just bought a chinese controller for the OYUA.

Tribalathimis plugged in the controller onto the OYUA, and began playing cawadoody black cocks 5. He went to the online server, competing with Xbox logoff, praystation, harambe the harem bee, for trumpet, and KillerACB. The round started, and people began shouting. Tribalathimis moved his left joystick forward. After .20 seconds, sample obtained began moving forward. He pressed button 6 to switch weapons. He now had a rocket launcher after .20 seconds of pressing the button. He moved around, and spotted 3 campers in the room. He aimed his right joystick at the middle one, and pressed button 2 to fire. After .20 seconds, it launched, but one of the campers instantly killed sample obtained with a sniper. Tribalathimis pressed the microphone button on his controller shouting "THIS IS CULUTURAL APROPRIATION!" he then turned off the OYUA, and unplugged the chinese controller. He went to tumbluh, and wrote that the controller was a bad representation of the chinese, and is therefore a racist object.

Tribalathimis then left the house, stopping by a pizbar. He took a free sample piz, and ate a slice. After that, he said "THE CRUST IS DRY AND GRAY. THIS IS CULTURAL APROPRIATION." He said, before running away from the pizbar. He got into his self-radiating car, and turned on the automatic GPS, ready to go the mile away city. On the street, a front-riding car suddenly broke, and the radiating car bumped into the car. The engine is now busted, and the traffic jam is a mile long. He got out of his car, and went to the town, noticing the genetically modified apple on the nearby apple tree. He took a bite, and spat it out, saying "THIS IS CULTURAL APROPRIATION TO THE FRENCH." he then ran back to town, ready to stalk a black man. He self destructed 3 minutes later, and the blacks were beaten up by cops. The news said that the black in question, gribala trimalis, was a criminal robber who shoplifted amenities from the garden, using a mugshot from 2008.

One of the watchers, rambolinistrala pralabitistinalanis, got out of the house and chased around more blacks, self destructing once it was done.

Oh dear, that was not that pleasant at all. Are we really going to be like that, taking things out of context, actively looking for racism and mysoginy, violently attacking people who disagree with opinions, and calling not well cooked food an insult to a country? Well, looks like 2025 is the end of the world. With this in mind, we are doomed. Originally, we were going to tune in next year, where we will look at how an alligator climbs into a dishwasher, but due to this event, we can't look it up anymore. In the end, we've learned that no matter what we do, part or a big part will be the end.

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