SPAGHETTO AND MEETBALLS

Day 1

I was a regular spaghetti fan. You know, like Mario and Luigi. I would eat any pasta I wanted. I like Creepypasta, Trollpasta, and even Spinpasta. But one day, I got so pissed at spaghetti that I didn't eat it for a month.

I was getting hungry for dinner. I looked in my refrigerator and said," AW SHITE NO SPAGHETTO 4 ME!" I then ate BRUSELL SPOUTS and CARRITS for dinner, because I didn't have anything else I wanted to eat.

Day 2

I went to the local Walmart to get spaghetti. I searched the food section over 9000 times until I asked the manager where the spaghetti was. He said," SURRY WE GOTS NO SPAGGETI HERE TOADAY." I threw him into the ceiling and then a skeleton popped out. I drove back to my house to use the last solution: making my own.

Day 3

Since I had no ingredients for spaghetti, I got to Shrek's house and raided it for meatballs and other things.(Not) Surprisingly, there were a lot of onions. Then, Shrek came out of nowhere and threw an onion at my cock. I kicked him in the gut, causing him to fall ogre on the ground. I quickly ran away with Shrek's stuff and the meatballs. Shrek yelled, "THIS ISN'T OGRE YET!" I threw an onion at his face.

I went to Mario's house and knocked on the door. Mario greeted me. I asked him if he had any spaghetti and he said," Yes, I have some! Let me-a get it!" About 10 minutes later, he came out with a bowl of spaghetti.Mario gave it to me and I walked off. Toad saw the spaghetti and said, "CANE I HAEV YOUR SPOGETTA?" I took Toad and threw him into a pipe. He said," KAN I EAT SUMTHING ELES?" I then threw an onion at Toad's big head.

Day 4

I was finally ready to eat my spaghetti! I was about to take a bite from it until I further inspected it. It had onion all over it! I hate onions! I threw it in the trash without thinking. That was my only spaghetti that I had! Oh well, guess I have to eat something else.

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