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WELL GUYS, NO MATTER HOW SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE AND DEFYING EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE THIS STORY IS, IT IS TRUE. SO THIS ONE TIME, IN THIS ONE MYSTERIOUS PLACE THAT I ASSURE YOU EXITST, I WAS DOING SOMETHING, AND THAT WAS ACTUALLY A RITUAL, SO I GOT SOME FREAKY SHIT, HYPER REALISTIC FREAKY SHIT. AND SMILE.JPG WAS MY DESKTOP, SO I WAS LIKE LOL CUZ IT IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE, SO THEN I GOT SCARED WHEN I SAW THAT IT WASN'T SMILE.JPG LIKE A MINUTE AFTER. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IDK, THEN I WENT TO THE KITCHEN AND GOT A DRINK OF WATER, BUT THE SINK POURED BLOOD INSTEAD, SO I DRANK THAT WITH SOME ICE CUBES, CUZ IT WAS TOO WARM, ALTHOUGH IT TASTED LIKE MEUNSTRAL BLOOD, SO I WAS TYPICALLY AROUSED, UNTIL I SAW THAT SLENDERMAN WAS PLAYING POKEMON LOST SILVER ON MY GAMEBOY, THEN I WAS LIKE GTFO AND HE WAS LIKE NO SO I WAS LIKE YES. SO I WAS LIKE WHATEV, AND WENT AND BOUGHT SOME GAME THAT DOESN'T EXIST WITH SATANIC STUFF WRITTEN ON IT BECAUSE I WAS BORED. I THEN PROCEEDED TO DO THE ROBOT, BECAUSE THAT IS THE BEST WAY TO GET DISCOUNTS AT GARAGE SALES, THE PERSON RUNNING IT CALLED ME WIERD, AND TRIED TO KICK ME OUT. I THEN ATTEMPTED TO ASSAULT THEM, BY PUNCHING THEM IN THE STOMACH, AND LEFT, WHEN I CAME BACK, I WAS SUPRISED TO SEE THEY MOVED, AND THAT THE POLICE ARRIVED AT MY HOUSE AND ACCUSED ME OF ASSAULTING SOMEONE, WHICH I DIDN'T DO, AND SAID THAT THEY PLACED THE PERSON I ASSAULTED UNDER THE VICTIM DEFENSE PROGRAM, BUT I DIDN'T CARE BECAUSE I WAS STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THAT PERSON I BEAT UP MOVED. SO THEN, SOMETHING THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NOSTALGIC WAS SPOOKY SHIT, AND THEN I WENT AND STARTED DOING SHIT WITH MY MIRROR, AND IT WAS LIKE, PISSED. SO IT CLOSED TO THE CURTAIN. THEN I WAS SAD BECAUSE I COULDN'T SEE MYSELF. THEN I FOUND STFU.avi ON MY DESKTOP, SO I THOUGHT IT EAS 1337 AND OPENED IT, THEN BEN DROWNED, SO I WAS SCARED. SO I SHAT A BRICK, THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT! I DECIDED THERE HAD BEEN ENOUGH SCARY THINGS AND I PUNCHED THE SKELETON IN HIS CROTCH. WE GOT IN A FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED SHE SAID YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR.
Credited to Suprememessage
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