Satan's Toothbrush

One day while I was brushing my teeth. I wasn't actually brushing my teeth but in fact I was rubbing my gums off. I rubbed off a few arteries and blood sprayed everywhere quickly filling up my bathroom until I almost drowned. I got the fire brigade over and they got a big ladder and saved me from my bloody death. Then one of the firemen saved my toothbrush, he said it looked expensive but then he accidentally touched some of the blood on it and he shouted HAIL SATAN 666 and then he died. Thinking he just had a seizure I grabbed my toothbrush and went to bed.

In the night the toothbrush short circuited and exploded killing my whole family. In the morning I woke up and I noticed there was blood everywhere. I asked my wife (who had survived the explosion) what happened and she just said that some tomato sauce got spilled everywhere. Now scared I walked into my basement following the blood until I found a huge pentagram made out of toothpaste. In the middle was the toothbrush who was using the vibrations of his bristles to communicate to a demon. He summoned Satan who then said "It's a pleasure to meet you Bob. my name is Satan now just lend yourself over and we can work this out". I then screamed and the toothbrush then rubbed all of my skin off and I died.

Then I asked Satan what he was doing and he said "just advertising my new soul sales". Then I woke up and drowned because I was actually brushing my teeth but I actually drowned because my head was in the sink whilst I was dreaming. Then Satan appeared again and was like "Oh, here's your toothbrush" then I screamed and died because the toothbrush got sucked into my throat and brushed my heart away. Then I woke up in bed and the toothbrush came again and began brushing my teeth. The end but then the toothbrush used too much toothpaste and I suffocated.

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