Satan's Xbox (Satan's Toothbrush 2)

I was playing on my Xbox one day. But then it got the horrific Red Ring of Death! But then just before the Xbox turned off a demonic face flickered on screen and the whole ring transformed into a pentagram. Terrified I went straight to bed.

Whilst sleeping I had horrible dreams involving ominous shapes, twisted abominations and impossible geometry.

I got up at about 6 AM and went downstairs The Xbox was on and instead of the normal fan sound it was emitting a faint voice which whispered "Pentagrams are the best shape because they are the beeest, always draw your pentagrams with blood because it's the best"

Then I noticed my TV screen, instead of displaying the normal home screen it had Halo 4 playing. But something wasn't quite right, all of the characters had black eyes and pentagrams on their chests and everything was super duper dark. I got really scared and screamed "HALO 4, NO MORE!" and ejected the disk. But oh my god! There was no disk!! It was just a red doughnut with inverted crosses etched onto it I screamed and blood came flying out of the Xbox!

My Xbox flooded the room with blood and then exploded killing my whole family and ripping my house to pieces Using my crazy reflexes I had survived by doing a triple backflip onto my window followed by a safety roll under my table

I got really bored and decided to get my old PS3 out which was gathering dust Then I noticed that the dust on it had formed the shape of an inverted pentagram I booted it up and written in blood the words "You can never escape me" showed up on screen before loading up a dark and gloomy menu

I loaded up my favorite game Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) and began playing Screaming came from my PS3 and I looked in horror as Sonic was ripped apart by a toothbrush with satanic etchings

My TV screen smashed and the toothbrush went for my face, brushing my eyebrows off. Reflexively I slit my wrists with my PS3 controller by accident and blood poured out forming a pentagram on the floor. The PS3 exploded and sent out a shockwave which made every single PS3 and Xbox on the planet explode shredding the planet to pieces I survived by doing a quadruple wall dash followed by a backflip through my window and into my basement

In my basement I noticed that my old Wii console was on I got bored again and decided to play on it. I opened the disk drive and inside of it was Satan. He used the same toothbrush to stab me and pull me into the Wii Being inside the Wii was almost a surreal experience but Satan appeared in front of me and made it very real and then I died and my body became a new Xbox minion slave ready to claim its next victim.

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