Satan Calls Apple Tech Support

Steven Sausage: Oh no me ITUNES is broken, let's call in old Steve Mac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Steve Mac: ITUNES MAC ON THE IMAC????????????????????????

Steven Sausage: ME ITUNES ON THE SURFACE PAD IS BROKE WHAT DO STEVE?

Steve Mac: CALL THE OLD I TECH SUPPORT LADS

ITUNES: What is your problem dear sir?

Steve Mac: Me itunes mac is broken

ITUNES: Oh dear that sounds like a technical problem, please stand by whilst I try to get the special department on the case

*666 minutes later

ITUNES:...

Steve Mac: THE ITUNES I SUPPORT ISN'T REPLYING TO ME WINDOWS PAD MAC, WHAT DO?

Steve Sausage: I've got a great idea, since our mac request is being ignored let's sacrifice a bunch of school children make a pentagram out of their blood and summon Satan to call the I Tech Support, I'm sure they won't leave him waiting and we save money because it's a premium rate number.

Steve Mac: SURE OLD LAD LET ME JUST UPDATE ME ITUNESOS FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Another 666 minutes later

*Satanism intensifies

*Bad ideas intensify

Satin: RIGHT ME OLD LADDIES WHAT BE YOUR PROBLEM?

Steve Mac: ARE YOU FROM I ?

Steven Sausage: NO HE'S SATAN AND HE'S HERE TO FIX THE OLD IOS MAC PROBLEM

Satin: OK I'M PRETTY CONFUSED WHAT DO?

Steve Mac: FIX ME FRIENDS ITUNES MAC ON THE WINDOWS PHONE PLEASE

Satin: ok...BUT WHAT DO?

Steven Sausage: Allow me to explain, we've tried to call the Imac tech support about our issue but they keep referring us to the "special department" and leaving us on hold together. We were hoping you could use your super duper spooky powers to summon skeltins and stuff to scare them into sending in the I Emergency Response Team to our home.

Satin: k

ITUNES: What is your problem old geeze?

Satin: RIGHT LOOKIE HERE LADS I'M SATIN AND I'M SPOOKY WOOKY NOW SEND THE I EMERGENCY RESPONSE TEAM TO STEVE MAC'S HOUSE SO HE CAN FIX IS WINDOWS LINUX THINGY OR THINGS ARE GONNA GET SUPER FUCKING SPOOPY YOU HEAR?

ITUNES: Erm allow me to refer you to the special department, please wait.

SATIN: OH NO YOU DON'T OLD GEEZE /SPAWN ENTITY SKELTIN *spooks intensify.

ITUNES: OH GOD ITS WEARING GOLD ARMOUR WHAT THE DICKENS THAT'S SUPER RARE OMG I SO SPOOKED SO SORRY SATIN DIDN'T REALISE IT WAS YOU I CRI NAOW.

666 seconds later the I emergency response team was call and arrive at the Steve(n) Family House. After turning the windows mac ios linux hackintosh device on and off again the problem is fixed and the Steve(n)s are billed 666 thousand dollars and promptly commit ritual suicide and have their souls eaten by Satin who is now thoroughly done with life.

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