Saw XI
I am a fan of The Saw Movies, who isn't? So I was rewatching Saw III when suddenly a received an email from lionsgate, they gave me a .mp4 file to the next saw movie! I immediately grabbed 892 bags of popcorn and a gallon of soda from the local McDonalds and began watching.
The movie started as usual, but it then shows John’s grave, then he digs out, covered in dirt, he says “I was alive the whole time, its time for another game.”, then its a montage of John capturing his victims. It then fades to them in a house, similar to the nerve gas house, but creepier, the victims this time were 7 people, here was the names: Harold, Kara, James, Terry, Jeremy, Bob, and for some reason, LeBron James (Played by Chris Pratt).
Then Bob finds a tape and it says “Escape the house, or else you can die!!!”, then it ended, then Jeremy punches a hole in the wall, and a magnum eyehole shoots him, and hyper realistic blood comes out. After that Harold finds a key to the door and uses it to draw something in the drywall, then the rest of the people go outside the room, and they enter the kitchen, with a trap being there.
The trap is for James, the tape says “James, you must go into the oven to find a special special, it can lead you to the escape of the house! Once you are in the oven, only the chef can help you out.”, then it ended. James crawls into the oven, and a key is inside, he takes it, but the oven door closes, and James explodes inside the oven, Everyone moves on and finds another trap in the living room, its for Harold, the tape is “Harold, a key is over the ceiling fan, its yours, take it, once your in heaven, only god can help you out.”, Harold grabs the key, but the ceiling fan activated, chopping his hand off.
LeBron finds his trap, a basket ball, he throws it, and the basket ball ricochets back at him and causes him to fly off into the roof, he is flung into space. Then I saw Terrys trap, oh boy, it was the worst in the whole franchise. Terry finds a pool of hydrochloric acid in the basement, the tape says “Terry, you must jump into the pool and find the key at the very bottom, remember, once your in the ocean, only Neptune can help you out.”, Terry jumps into the pool, but he turns into a skeleton.
Now there is only two survivors: Kara and Bob, Bob decides to kill Kara using a knife, but she says “You still dont know how to get out the house, how will you escape alone?”, then Bob says “Because I was actually working for Jigsaw, the whole time!”, after that he throws the knife at Kara’s chest and she dies, then Bob takes a key out his pocket and leaves the house, saying “Game Over!”, and the movie ends. This experience left me horrified, I vow to never watch Saw again.
Written by Redddi
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