Scary video tape I found
Hello today I will talk about scary tape I found.I was just walking to my house then on ground I saw tape.I grabbed it was mistake big mistake.I put tape in my tv and started watching.Here is the description of what was I watching.On the beging we see Bill Nye who is science gay.He is thin from eating only data.He wears one bow tie per body.Bill Nye said Lighting.We have been all ignored by it.It won't hit me.It won't hit you.It is cloud's money.Bill has built real cloud out of pencil and real cloud.Bill Nye said Cloud hate science since it explains them.Consider it mutual.Bill experiments for us.He lights egg on fire and rubs it on the cloud.The cloud bleed rain to wet fire.Bill Nye crack open egg inside there is lie all birds tell.Bill said Dinosaur had egg it ended badly we learned don't have egg.Bill throws egg behind him and hits child that he makes work in his science hole.Bill theme song starts playing.Song is the word Bill said 373 times.Bill is now dressed like italian volcano.Bill said Earth has crust.Pizza has crust.Einstein went extinct not knowing why science allows it.Then I saw film of Einstein aiming telescope at pizza.He pulls telescope trigger.He learns nothing.Bill is now dressed like a normal volcano.He interviews sundial.He does not speak English he speaks metric.Bill Nye said Before time was inveted by clocks humans used sundials to put shadows with hourly labor .Sundial said Leave me alone.The sundial goes to time zone where Bill can't go.Bill Nye said Ineritia is property.Matter owns property.Isaac Newton was very okay with that.Then music video is shown The songs explains how planes bribe gravity to let them fly.That was very disturbing video I don't think I will forget it.By the way it is real but real.
Written by Jagwe
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