School MMA Fantasy Copypasta

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I fantasize about my school having an MMA tournament

I used to get bullied by a classmate in high school. There was a period where I kept having fantasies about my school having a fighting tournament similar to the UFC. I would then get matched up against my bully. There would be a press conference where he talks shit about me, and I'd be mostly quiet. And then I'd push him during the face offs just like Stephens did to Klose.

On fight day, he and I would be on the main card. I would have an anime fighting theme during my walkout. And then I TKO him in the first round, similar to how McGregor finished Cowboy. I catch him with a head kick which rocks him, and then I blitz him with a flurry of punches. Joe Rogan and Anik are commentating the fight: "HEADKICK!! OH, HE'S HURT!" He covers up and the ref stops the fight.

During my octagon interview, I'd give a Chandler-type of speech where I call out his friends. And then I'd embrace my family while my bully is still concussed and hurt. Feels good man. A man can dream.

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