Seinfeld Lost Episode
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ok so I was on netflix.exe and it said "Snap son u shud wach Seinfeld NOW ON NETFLIX BEST VALUE!1! - Love Not Evil Patrixxx" i was like "WOOOOW" so i did that.
The epesode was a neva-b4-seen lost epesode it started with jerry in his aptment and se said "WAT'S TH DEAD WIF PRETZELS Y U EET DEM!? ALSO Y AM I N BEE MOVIE?" i screamed cause this was from the 90s and the Bee Movie was like from 2007 I was SHOCKED and SPOOKED so i grabbed my evil sonixxx body pillow and it made me fell betr.
Cramer was come in the door but he had hyperrealistic eyes adn he was revealed 2 be EVIL CRAMIXXX!!! there was a red glow from his apppartment like from d Kenny Rojers epesode and he said "I COULD NO LONGER WITHSTAND THE EYE OF C'SHAN STARING THROUGH MY WINDOW LIK THAT 2 MUCH 2 THAT ITS HYPERREALSTIC POWERS TURNED ME EVIL CRAMIXXX!!!" it then showed footage of him murderin a random guy on the street and he bathed in the blood while singing chants unto C'Shan.
It cut back 2 Evil Cramixxx and Jerry in the appartment and George came in and sadi "Ima total loser and my mama said I hav 2 go 2 church 2 get teh excersisim cause apparently she thinks im possessesd or somthin" Evil Cramixxx said "YOU NOW RUN ALONG OR I KILL U!" george said "Y U DO DIS 2 ME!?" then Evil Cramixxx shot him in the face with his lazer eyes. I had 2 B excused 2 go 2 d bathroom so i cud throw up evrywear but not before i paused the show.
I came back from throwin up unpaused the show and the laugh track was screaming. Then it cut to Elane at th diner and she was on a date with Evil PAtrixxx i unplugged the TV and started screamin "I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE!!!" My mama got real mad at me 4 unplug d TV so I had 2 plug it back in but it was still there!
Elane and Evil PATRIXX they wer eating egg sandviches and Elane was Evil Elaneixxx and goerge appeared again but it was a jumpscare so i threw up again and i started 2 taste my mornin brekfast. Geroge said "Sup homies" and Evil Elaneixxx said "GET OUT" and she was murder him. Evil Patrixxx saided "Very good" and the laugh track was playin in reverse. Evil Cramixxx appear and he said "Oh snap son thez pretzlz b makin me thirsty!" Evil Patrixxx slammed his fists on the table angrily and said "Y U DO DIS!? U R SUPPOSTED 2 EAT THE SOULS OF CHILDREN NOT PRETZLZ!!! DAZ WAS D HOLE POINT OF C'SHAN TURNIN U EVIL CRAMIXXX!!!" Evil Cramixx saided " I was do it but teh kid was salty he got pwnd by some noobs lol" Laughtrack played in reverse again.
It was then cut bak 2 jerry's appartment and his parents was come 2 visit but they wer zombies. his mama said "Do u like how I also played in Alf?" then Evil Alfxxx appeared and said "Ay lmao ur not spost 2 talk about dat." He killed her ini a bloody fashion and she was unundead and jerry's dad said "Jerry ur guest just kiled yo mama daz Y U need a good Jewish gurlfriend!" laughtrack played again in reverse.
It then cut 2 george's parents house and george said 2 his dad "Evil Patrixxx had killed me 2 times today!" His dad said "UR JUST WEAK GIT GUD" Gorges mama said "I MAD U D JELLO WIT BANANANANNANAASASASZAZ!" tthen Evil Minionxxx appeared and ate d jello with bananas and george's mama. He den posted a funny meme about it on facebook but it was windows 95 facebook cause it was teh 90s kid days. Geroges mama was now a skelolten and said "Y U BULLY ME!?" but then der was the spider they seen the spider so they all started to pack their things 2 move out of their house. I was like "C'mon its just a spider u don't hav 2 mov just because of a spidr." but then the screen showed a hyperrrealistic picture of teh spidr face on the screen i got so scared dat i ran outside and got killed by a burgaler.
I was then respawn and called my mama and begged her 2 move cause I seen teh hyperrealistic spidr but she said "lol ur dumb" and hung up. I desided 2 keeps wachin d show 4 sum reason and i seen dat der was Evil Elaneixxx eatin evil Jewji Frootz and ther was d zombie woman who was Jerry's mama and she was scream "BASCO!!! BASCO!!!" but then Evil Cramixxx appeared and cut off her head. I wet my pants again kkus of how scarered i was.
anyvays i den seen dis clip of a old exercise video excpet PAtrixxx was murderin evrybody in teh bakcground and i thru up yesterday's lunch i got extremely scared again and my dad walked n d room and said "Y U WASTE R FOOD YUNG MAN?" i sadi "I'm so sorry dadad dis stuff is spooks" he den looked at teh screen and died of heart attack i wondered y i den looked and i seen dat d exercise lady haden Eyes of C'Shan i started havin a seizshure kuz i was so skerarad
i woke up in the hopstittal but the show was still on d TV in the hospital room i was so skaredd. The doctor came in and said "S2ped kid y u throw up all that food? go home!" i shoved him out of teh way and ran out the hospital and then a evil clown kidnapped me and i escape and go back 2 the hostpidal cause he have me the mouth herpes. I showed the doctor and he said "STOP HARRASIN ME!" he den called d police and they shot me dead.
I respawned in the Seinfeld world EVL CRAMIXX was chasin me on a motorcycle he raned over me and i was dead again
Epilog:
I'm dead ok there's the epilog.
UR NEXT
t end
Written by Church of C'Shan
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