Seymour Skinner lives on my block
One time time I was running through my block when I see Seymour Skinner naked and he's fucking a birthday cake.
"Mr. Skinner that's public indecency and I'm calling the police."
And then I run towards my house to get my cell phone and he throws the cake at me and even though I'm far away at that point it still lands on me!
I come back with the police on the phone and Skinner is now fucking a watermelon! I better keep my eye out because that would hurt if it hit me.
The police arrive and they high five Skinner as if they were old friends and the police hand Skinner a pie and he starts fucking the pie!
The police come up to me and demand my identification. I give him my ID and they give it to Skinner and Skinner takes a look and laughs uncontrollably. When I got it back he drew a penis on my head using cake frosting.
Now every time I run on my block he makes eye contact while he's fucking a food item while smiling at me, smirking even.
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