Shadows

I was home alone for the day, and peacefully sitting upon the porcelain throne, when I noticed a shadow under the door

It looked like a cat or person walking in front of the bathroom, no big deal. Then I remembered that I'm home alone and we don't have pets!

I was so scared that I shat, which is super convenient because I've been constipated. Anyway, I finished up and slowly opened the bathroom door, peeking my head out

Then a ghost jammed a fork in my eye and wrenched it out. "OW THAT HURT!" I shrieked.

"Oh, sorry," the ghost replied. "I thought you were the rare and stealthy Toilet Ghoul. Here." He shoved my eye back into the socket. I could see again! Wowza! "Do you MIND?" the ghost sneered, pushing past me into the bathroom. It slammed the door and then I heard the water running

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Credited to mysticaltater 

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