Shampoo Foam Nihilism

I was only twenty years old. I was in my bathroom, taking a shower, then my mom asked if I was using shampoo. I said yes, but little did she know that I was covering my entire penis in foam; ohoho I was making it all white and dressing it with hats and jackets of that tripartite matter state, made out of cleansing agent, water and some movement.

But, why? you may be wondering...

Well, if life is just a dot on the infinite, just a lash in the universe's eyes; if my existence won't have any repercussions on the course of things, if everything we know and love is meaningless, then how does it matter to be doing "important things" with our lives, when we can just live happily; doing seemingly dumb things, like covering our penises in shampoo foam?

So, there I was, hiding in the backwaters of existence, squatting on the bathroom of being, and enjoying the universe – that one part of it that has my name.

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Credited to _Superzuluaga 

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