Shit Posting

So there was this man, and he had been feeling pretty constipated for a few days. He tried everything to relieve the pressure, but nothing seemed to work. Finally, one day he decided to just let it all go and hope for the best.

As he sat on the toilet, he pushed with all his might and out came a massive, steaming pile of crap. It was so massive, in fact, that it caused a small earthquake.

But it gets even better. As the man sat there in shock, he realized that the earthquake had caused a crack in the floor of his bathroom. And as he watched in horror, the massive pile of crap started to slide towards the crack.

At this point, the man knew he had to act fast. He grabbed a mop and tried to push the crap back up the hill, but it was too late. It had already started to slip through the crack and into the sewer below.

It was a disaster. The man knew that if the crap made it into the sewer, it could potentially clog the pipes and cause all sorts of problems. So he jumped into action, grabbing every towel and bucket he could find and trying to scoop the crap out of the sewer.

After what seemed like an eternity, the man finally managed to contain the crap and prevent it from causing any further damage. The world was saved, and the man lived to tell the tale.

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