Shit cum and fart whistle (a mario bros 3 freaky fettucine)
my name is dave average Joe and I'm a white male man who is 23 and goes to college university. One day, when I was walking, i found a ness caertridge that said CURSED GAYME. i was like "damn wish i knew how to read"
i took that shit to my house and pluged into my super Nintendo chalmers(tm) and turn red the game on. When the teve tnred on it was screen MARIO BRO 3 SHIT CUM FART WHISTLE. There was 1 file already played so I picked that shit and begun playing . it was in world negative-1 which I was like "WHAT" and the re was one level. I play level and it started out with mario swimming in a white sea full of poop, the music playing in the backgrounde was the warp whistle theme but played with spooky fart noies. As I was swim around i hear creaking in my closet behind me, and the door open and unhumanoduly tall figuer broke out and killed me. Now am dead and I cant play game
Credited to bebopsi
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