ShockSiteApp

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Remember 2009 shock sites? The sites that used to shock us? Well remember LOLShock? They released a new shock site but a application called "ShockSiteApp".

I looked at LOLShock's website, and it had 2 messages: "More shock sites at Shockchan" and the most convincing one, "ShockSiteApp". I looked at the Google Play app. The app's description said "Be shocked on the go! Introducing ShockSiteApp!". I downloaded it and looked at my favorite shock site, "Goatse".

Instead of Goatse, a 60 year old man in a forest appeared while being naked, and got my car to a cabin and automatically turned off the car. And there I was in the room of Goatse and on the man's bed, while I was laying down naked and screamed in horror. It was the Goatse's guy anus, getting ready to have sex with me. He started to get into my dick slowly, like the 1 Man 1 Jar video.

I quickly got my phone out, and clicked the home button. There I was at, in my car but on the road. I went to a McDonalds to go eat some fries and a Dr. Pepper. But, I went to the "Summon Shockers" page. All of it was there like the girl from Tubgirl, the guy from the Goatse, and the man from the 1 Man 1 Jar video. I summoned the guy from 1 Man 1 Jar. I suddenly became naked, and my penis became a jar. I suddenly got controlled to lay down, and I did. Then the 1 Man 1 Jar guy started to get the glass jar.

Everyone was screaming in fucking horror. I tried to get him off, and it worked successfully. I drove back to my home, and behind my home. I clicked the home button, and clicked something called "Mac User". Suddenly, a turd cock appeared. I kicked it, and ran. A macOS computer was at my front door, so I quickly stole it.

Then, all of the sudden, I walked into a bedroom house. Then, I recognized it. It was from the Lemon Party image. I quickly ran out, then everyone was on fucking drugs. They had the ShockSiteApp application, people had turd cocks. Holy fucking shit. Then, the Creator of Rotten.com got to me and said, "I'm sorry I did create shock sites. And, I stole R. Budd Dwyer's gun, here you go." Then, I pointed it towards my face, and shot it, along with the Rotten.com creator shooting himself with it first.

Part 2

Somehow, God gave me fucking mercy. I look at my 2015 watch and it's July 9th, 2019. Nothing remains, only one thing odd.

People start broadcasting LiveLeak, BestGore, etc videos on TV. It's a fucking nightmare. Even the rotten.com creator agrees. I regret installing that app, it caused shock sites to be existent again.

Part 2.5

Janurary 9th, 2023 and it is still a fucking nightmare. But, ED's "Offended?" page gets popular. On news outlets, discord servers, tiktoks, and others.

And now its August 5th, 2038. People are making videos like "1 Man 2 Girls 20 Cups 10 Jars Chomp.avi". I am going to go on this electric chair I have in my house, with the rotten.com creator killing me.



Written by IcebergChartMaker05
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