Shrek Is Ludd, Shrek is Game

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>I was only nineteen muthafuckin years oldschool I loved shrek so much, I had all tha loot n' pornos

>I pray ta shrek every last muthafuckin night before bed thankin his ass fo' tha game I've been given. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. 

>Shrek is ludd I say, Shrek is game 

>My fuckin daddy overhears me n' calls me a playa 

>I knew da thug was just jealouz of mah devotion fo' Shrek 

>I called his ass a playaaaaaa 

>Dude slaps me n' sendz me ta chill like a pimp 

>Im bustin up like a biatch now, n' mah grill hurts 

>I lay up in bed n' its straight-up cold 

>A warmth is movin towardz mah dirty ass. 

>I feel suttin' bust a nut on me 

>It be shrek 

>I be so aiiight 

>Dude whispers up in ta ear "this is mah swamp 

>Dude grabs me wit his bangin ogre handz n' puts me on mah handz n' knees 

>I be locked n loaded 

>I spread mah ass cheeks fo' Shrek 

>Dude penetrates mah butthole 

>It hurts so much but I do it fo' Shrek 

>I can feel mah booty tearin as mah eyes start ta wata 

>I push against his wild lil' force 

>I wanna please Shrek 

>Dude roars a mighty roar as he fills mah booty wit his fuckin ludd 

>My fuckin daddy strutts up in 

>Shrek looks his ass straight up in tha eye n' say "It all ogre now" 

>Shrek leaves all up in mah window

Shrek is ludd Shrek is game.

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