Skibidi Toilet - Lost Episode 2: Revenge of the Skibidi Rizzlers

Be sure to read the First Part… Skibidi Toilet - Lost Episode

3 and a half months later…

“Ow… my head… What happened?” I say as I woke up in a hospital. I look next to me, my two best friends, the Homeless Man and The Wizard were laying deep in a coma. I try to get up, but my legs are stiff. The doctor walks in says this to me, “Oh, you're finally awake, impressive you survived such a crash, young lady. Although it sadly seems that your friends won’t make it… but your Homeless man friend wanted you to have this.” The doctor handed me a new USB stick. I read the label and it said, “SkibidiToilet-LostEpisode2-RevengeOfTheSkibidiRizzlers.”

After a few days, I was finally able to walk again, I grabbed the USB and paid the absurdly high medical bill and then returned home. On the drive home, I glanced at the USB and noticed a small stain that seemed to be ketchup… or it could’ve been blood, I don’t know for sure. I finally had arrived home, when the USB suddenly sprang to life and jumped into the USB port of the computer, once again. But I wasn’t in the mood to edge… I had just lost my bestest friends in the whole world. I layed down and mumbled and grumbled to myself. I glanced at my Skibidi Toilet dildo, shoved it deep inside me, but not even that made me feel better. I was feeling awful and quietly sat on my bed. I glance at my computer, and then I notice something. A text document labeled “readme.txt” stared deeply with its sexy eyes. I walk over to my computer and loaded up the file, and the contents:

“Hello there my Best Friend,

It’s me, the Homeless Man, in my dying breath, I have created this very text document. Please do read on, it’s very important, you must defeat Skibidi once and for all. Opening a wormhole to the Brainrot Dimension, and there, you will find me and the Wizard. But failure to defeat the Skibidi Toilet will lead to the end of the world… be fast and efficient my friend, and defeat the Skibidi.

Best of luck, your friend, The Homeless Man.”

I knew what I must do, but I wasn’t sure if I was ready… I sat there and contemplated my actions. “You can do this,” I thought to myself. I reluctantly loaded up the video file, and started watching the contents of the accursed video.

The video started off with Skibidi Toilet rolling into the scene. “Hello there old friend… long time no see.” He said to me, in a sinister scary demon voice. “I know it’s been a long time without me, you must be SOOOOO limp.” I ignored Skibidi's choice of words. “I remember how you would EDGE to me, how you’d goon, I remember the texture of your jizz!” I sat there and muttered, “shut up…” The Skibidi laughed hysterically, “Look at you, so pathetic, I could tear you, limb by limb. And you wouldn’t do anything, you have no idea of my power and devastation.” The Skibidi sneered and howled at me. “I guess I have no choice but to start,” A robotic arm quickly attempted to grasp onto my neck, but to Skibidi’s surprise, I grabbed tightly on his arm. “No…” I said, Skibidi started sweating profusely, I glanced over to Skibidi, “Never underestimate… the power… of a gooner…” I let go of his arm and he quickly retracted. “Fight me like a man!” I scream as I reach into the screen and pull Skibidi out. Skibidi laughed, sweat dripping from his head, as he launched into the sky and deep into space. I parachute with my goon powers, “End of the line Skibidi, you are no match for my edge powers!” The Skibidi sneered deeply at me and launched himself towards me. This is the grand finale…

I dodge Skibidi’s launch and lay in a blast of pure goon juices, Skibidi’s arms punching at me. I grab on his arms and start beating him senseless with his own arm. Before pulling it off and I get ready for bat. Skibidi launches several missiles at me and I counter them with his arm. Skibidi dodged his missiles like a tiger. As I attempt to shoot goon lasers at him, he starts getting up and close and we hit each other with a series of punches and kicks. He punches me straight into the moon, and I crashland and quickly launches myself back at him, to his surprise, I bash his skull deeply with a moon rock. Skibidi blood flying all throughout space, I grab onto his flush and flush him down. Not before slamming down into the sun, leaving no more trace of Skibidi. Despite that, Skibidi miraculously survives and starts begging for mercy. I laugh at his pitiful attempt at peace, as I edge like I never edged before, and gooner all over him, killing him. Skibidi is finally dead… and I’m the one who killed him.

Just as the prophecy foretold, a vortex opens. Sucking me into the Brainrot Dimension… my friends, the Homeless Man and the Wizard… I will see you two again soon…

THE END.

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