Sky Destroyer 00

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I once played a game on the Family Computer called "Sky Destroyer",a classic plane game.Years later,I found out that the one I was playing was pirate,so I wanted to get the real thing.I tried searching on Ebay,but no good prices.Amazon,nothing.Skroutz.gr,nothing.Then,I typed "FAMICOM CASSETTE"on Ebay and saw a few resaults.One of them was Sky Destroyer.The photograph was fuzzy and out of focus,so I couldn't make it out ,and,naturaly,I thought it was normal.The price was only 3 euros and free shipping.I ordered it,waited 3 weeks(bizzare,they usually come in 2 weeks)and finally got it.When I opened up the box,I saw a sheet of paper.It said:"PLAY IT". Â I thought the seller was telling me to play it because it was a great game,but I still found that odd.What kind of seller would do that?Anyway,I ripped the bubble wrap open(well,not ripped,just removed the sellotape)and saw a very strange looking copy of Sky Destroyer.The label didn't look the same as the original cover art:The enemy planes where flying away from Sky Destroyer,the clouds where black,the blue sky was replaced with a red sky,Sky Destroyer's plane was beat up and Sky Destroyer himself looked angry and there was a hint of blood on his protective googles.The most creepy thing about him was that he seemed to be staring at me.Even if I was looking at another part of the room and doing the eagle eyes thing,he still seemed to be staring at me.I was very confused.Then,I noticed that instead of being game number 05,it was number 00.Taito numbered some of their games but I recall Sky Destroyer being number five.Not caring about anything,I popped the game in my Famicom and started playing.Well,almost.None of the channels on my TV seemed to work with the Famicom.All channels except 0 played just loud static.I actually had to define a channel 0 because I tried all the channels,even 999.You see,I have an HD TV.The game was in black and white.It didn't play the nice music that it usually plays when you see the title screen.Instead,I could hear someone saying"Namen nayo!"in 8bit,which means"Don't mess with me!"in Japanese.I didn't find that strange because the game was only released in Japan.I pressed start,but nothing happened.Also,instead of giving me an option to choose between 1 or 2 players,it said "START MISSION 00".Odd.I waited for about 1 minute,then static came.After 30 seconds,I saw a pixelated face of Sky Destroyer,grinning like a maniac and staring directly at me.I was scared,so I tried to turn the game off.I heard him say "That won't do anything!"in English,although he was obviously Japanese.He also said it in 8bit.Then,the title screen came,and,just like the pixelated face,it was in color.This time,I saw an island being burned to the ground,deadly silence playing for music and Sky Destroyer's plane literally frying the enemy's aircrafts.I pressed start and heard an 8bit laugh.These 8bit voices sounded like they were from the Famicom's microphone which was built in the second controller,so I paused the game and put a piece of duct tape on the Mic.The piece wouldn't stick on,no matter what I did.I even tried to glue it with Bison Superglue,but it didn't stick on.I was starting to get curious.I unpaused the game and played like normal.With some exceptions.I didn't have machine guns,but only bombs.Normally,the bombs would be used to blow ships,boats etc up,but the bombs I shot where launched by a cannon,and made pretty big explosions.I saw a few enemy aircrafts.They started shooting me,but my plane wouldn't go down.Once they relised that,they flew away in what seemed horror.After a few seconds,the sky became red and the clouds black,like the cover of the game.There were a bunch of enemies and shot the plane until it looked to be damaged.This time I could fire some kind of minigun,because the bullets moved so fast.After slaughtering the enemies,the survivors flew away.A text box flashed under Sky Destroyer's plane and said"GET THEM".After that,a crosshair appeared.I was in a sniping scene where I had to shoot the enemies before they get away.I tried closing up,but it could only close up when a pilot's head was in my scope.I started thinking of Top Secret Episode on the NES.I pressed the B button,and I shot a pilot's head.The pilot's head cracked open and showed pixelated brains,blood and goodness knows what for 2 seconds.I did this with the other 3 pilots and the screen cut to black saying:"MISSION COMPLETE".I felt terryfied.After 10 seconds,it said:"YOU ARE A VERY BAD PERSON".I took the game out of the Famicom and put it on my desk,because it may have been another cursed game,but I could make some buck out of it,or heck,even upload the ROM online.The next morning,I was about to upload the ROM and then sell the game,but it looked normal,played normal,and no sign of anything scary or weird.Maybe I was dreaming,maybe I'm taking too much LSD,PCP,Acid or Weed,maybe it was true...

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