Slendy's Romance
Everyone knows of Slenderman, the Rake, and Jeff the Killer, right? 3 of the most badass creepypasta villains ever. Well, it may be a bit of a shocker, but they do actually exist.
Don't worry though, they're only as bad as you make them out to be, in fact they are actually very human. True, they do kill and kidnap people, and Slenderman's a bit of a creep, but hey, nobody's perfect, right? And they're actually pretty cool dudes, as long as they aren't trying to dismember you and wear your insides like a scarf. Plus, most of the people they kill are dicks anyways, so no big deal.
So, anyways, this is a little story/apology I've prepared, sorry if it's half-assed and such, btw.
Slendy, Rake, and Jeff have always been good friend's of mine, and you know, lots of times we go round town, just being punks and such. I avoid the killing because I'm not an immortal legendary and intimidating being, I rather like the human race, and I'm squeamish around blood. They're actualy pretty cool about it. So, anyway, we were just chillaxing on a curb, eating some sushi Rake had prepared (he's a killer cook) and wondering what certain emotions would taste like as ice cream flavors, when I noticed Jeff and Slendy were a tad close together, if you know what I mean. I, being the witty, and slightly douchey human I am remarked "Ya two got a 'lil bromance goin' on?"(or something along those lines) Slendy gave me a look that, if he had eyes, would be shooting daggers, and Jeff kinda turned away and hung his head. 'Uh oh..." rasped Rake quietly "What...?" I asked, slightly concerned. "Tell him, Rake," grunted Slenderman, turning his back to me grumpily, arms crossed. "Well, Josh, you see, um well.....Yes." And he proceeded to tell me of how Jeff and Slendy had been dating "for a while now" and they were afraid to tell me because humans are so "judgemental." I tried to appologize, but Slenderman took Jeff's hand and sulked away in a huff. Rake and I sat for a few minutes more in awkward silence, until Rake suddenly remember that he hadn't got a turkey for Thanksgiving, and hurried off. I sat for a few moments more, wanting to slam my head in a car door for my stupidity, and eventually walked home.
So, I'm sorry Slendy, I really am, I hope you and Jeff can find it in your hearts (metaphorically) to forgive me! I really hope you two do well together, I honestly didn't know!
By the way, I got us 4 all tickets to see "Arthur Christmas" I know how much you love holiday movies, Jeff! I hope you guys can call me, and we can work it out! Bye!
Credited to Joshsteele4ever
Originally uploaded on November 23, 2011
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