Sludge teletubbie

I am a unpaid intern at CBEEBIES, I always doing a coffee run for the Teletubbies. I went up to the psycho named Tinky Von Winky who was watching American psycho on repeat, he looked at me and spat out his cigar, "GIVE ME THAT COFFEE, YOU SON OF A INTERN".

so if you didn't know that the teletubbies ever since the costumes were given there own intelligence, they have become idiotic fiends. I walked away and got clothlined by Dipsy aka he put his hand out and caused me to slap headfirst into it.

"Hello Sonny, how are you?" Dipsy says drinking some beer ignoring the sign saying don't drink on set but the director doesn't care because he is a hypocrite who despises interns because they try to watch episodes early.

then suddenly image of murderer... no that's stupid, instead a sludged costume plopped from the celling and ate dipsy's face. I said "you deserved it", then the creature turned to me and I was like "oh I don't deserve it?"

I ran away and it chases me, than it turned goop and melted into the goddamn sewer. I later found out, that this character appeared in a cut episode where he accidentally killed himself with a dangerous chemicals.

The end?

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Written by Lord swagger the 10th
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