Soap worms

You probably don't know it, but there is a superior race on Earth! You probably think it's human, but it's not true! The government is hiding it from us! I'm going to tell you the truth... It turns out that there are creatures from outer space on our planet and their name is "Soapworms". So, the Soap Worms move around on little soap bubbles. If the bubble bursts and the Soap Worm breathes Earth's air, it will burn up almost instantly.

Now let me tell you more about the takeover of the world they are planning (Alas, there is VERY little information, because of the government's careful cleansing of information). Thanks to a very long investigation, I found out that a world takeover is planned as early as October 6, 2022! But I would not advise you to worry, as Elon Musk has promised to teleport all Earthlings to Mars by October 5, 2022!

Let's talk about what Soapworms look like. Imagine microscopic earthworms BUT made entirely of tiny bubbles.

Let's move on to some interesting facts:

1. I found only 3 pictures of Soapworms freely available on absurdopedia.net (There is a lot of useful information on this site)

2. A live Soap Worm was captured by NASA back in 1978.

3. In 2004, a certain "High Voltage Mayonnaise" posted on the website 4chan about a strange worm that sits in a soap bubble. His account was soon deleted...

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Credited to MrTrueMue

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