Some Morky Mick Moose Mouse Thing Involving Leonard Maltin?
Author's note: Made the first part of this when I was [REDACTED] years old.
Leonard Maltin found this weird Mickey Mouse cartoon called suicidemouse.avi.
He decided to watch it,
and he found out that it was just some fucking stupid loop of Mickey Mouse walking
The video blacked out
And then Maltin went "WHERE'S THE FUCKIN VIDYA AT"
The video came back, but it was different
Mickey was now smiling
The buildings became floating goatse in midair
Mickey's face started to fall apart
Maltin got scared shitless and then left the room
He sent an employee to finish the video
Screaming was going on.
And then it cut to mickey's face with a broken music box playing
And then there was a Russian text that said "The sights of your asshole brings it is [sic] viewers back in"
After the video ended the employee said "Jesus Christ, what did I just watch?"
He then went out of the room and then he said "that was bloody stupid"
AND THEN RICHARD GERE WEARING AN ALADDIN COSTUME TOOK AN UPPER DECKER INTO WESLEY SNIPES' TOILET. EVERYTHING EXPLODED AND MALTIN WAS LAUNCHED INTO THE SKY, WHICH IS WHERE WE ARE NOW!!!
NOW HE IS IN THE CLOUDS. IT IS VERY VERY FUCKING NICE UP HERE. THERE ARE FLOATING GOATSES HERE, BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS!!!
MALTIN SAYS "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT I WAS JUST WATCHING SOME MORK MICK MOOKY MAUSE CARTOON??!?!? HOW DOES IT GET TO THIS!"
THEN THE ALADDIN GERE COMES IN IN WITH HIS MAGIC SHIT STAINED CARPET AND SHOUTS "WOOHOO, LET'S GET GREASY!!!!!!!!!!" AND PROCEEDS TO CHUG A WHOLE CAN OF OLIVE OIL. HE PUKES IT THE FUCK UP AND THE WHOLE PLACE IS BOTH GREASY AND ACIDIC.
MALTIN SAYS "FUCK THIS I AM OUT" AND LEAVES.
HE GOES TO THE MORKY MICK STREET WHERE THINGS ARE CHAOTIC AND WOBBLY AND SCREAMY. MICKEY IS THERE BUT HE'S NOT EVEN MICKEY ANYMORE.
HE IS...
NITLAM DRANOEL, MALTIN'S GREASY AS FUCK CLONE...BUT HE'S ALREADY DEAD FROM ALL THE GREASINESS
"NITLAM? AAAAAGGGH!" MALTIN YELLS, AS THE WHOLE STREET FLOODS WITH ACIDIC OLIVE OIL...AGAIN.
THEN, WESLEY CONFRONTS THE ALADDIN GERE.
HE SAYS "YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY TOILET YOU BITCH"
ALADDIN SAYS "I AIN'T PAYING YOU A LUMP O' MY GREASY SHIT. FUCK OFF."
WESLEY PUNCHES HIM AND HE DIES, BUT THE GREASY DAMAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE TO THE GREASY EARTH.
DA GREASY END
"I'm sorry"
- Slap McBald
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