Some dumb Kirby Family Guy thing I wrote using a Sonic.exe Mad Lib

I'm a total Kirby fan much like everyone else. I like the newer games, but I don't mind running the older games. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...

It started on a nice summer afternoon. I was playing the new Kirby (I liked how you get to explore the world in 3D) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the milkman had arrived and put something through my window as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got through the window... The only thing at the door was an old plastic box and a letter. I took it inside.

I looked at the letter first and realized it was from my dear friend, Brian Griffin (Let's just call him that), whom I hadn't heard from in 70 years. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was sus was how it looked; it looked sussily written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to skim over, as if Brian was having a hard time existing and did it in a hurry.

This is what he yelled...

"Stewie,

I can't take it anymore, I had to send this recording somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it. He's after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too. He's a literal black hole....

Please, Stewie, destroy this insufferable CD before he comes after you too. It's too late for me.

Destroy the CD, and you'll kill him, but do it as fast as possible. Otherwise, he'll eat you. Don't even play the game, it's what he wants. Just destroy it to save me from this purgatory.

Please...

Brian Griffin"

Well, that was certainly odd. Even though Brian IS my best buddy and I haven't seen him in 70 years, I didn't do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple CD-ROM would do anything bad to him, after all it's just a game, right? Boy, was I wrong about that...

ANY way, I looked at the disc and it looked like any CD-ROM, except it had Skerple on it written "KIRB.JPG", and it was much unlike Brian's handwriting, meaning that he must've gotten it from someone else, like a thrift store or Craigslist. When I saw "KIRB.JPG" on the writing of the disc, I was actually excited and wanted to play it, since I'm a BIG KIRB.JPG fan.

I went up to my room and killed my mother and put the corpse in and popped in the corpse When the game popped up I noticed that it was Kirby's Dream Land. I was like "POGGERS" Because like I said earlier I adore the WAH. The first thing I noticed that was off was when I pressed enter, there's was an hour when I saw the game turned into something much different, something that I now consider terrifying, before cutting to black.

I remember what the screen looked like in that hour before the game cut to black; The background had darkened, the logo was rusted and gone, the Hal Laboratories 1992 was now instead Hal Laboratories 666, and the Kirby near the logo had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.

But the freakiest thing that was in that hour were the dancing Kirby's themselves. Their mouths were pitch black and bleeding with 50 glowing red dots staring RIGHT AT ME, and his mouth had stretched wider up to the edge of the whole screen. I was rather disturbed about that moment when I saw it, though I figured that it was just a glitch and forgot about it. After it cut to black it stayed like that for about 24 hours or so. And then another weird thing happened, the hub world from Kirby's Adventure popped up, and I was like "Lolwut! What's this doing in the first Kirby game?" Anyway, then I noticed something off, the background was the dark cloudy sky of the Grape Garden boss from Kirby's Adventure, and there were only 3 doors. The music was that underwater theme from Super Mario Bros., only it was extended and seemed to have been in reverse. And the icon for the doors where you saw the number of the level you were on was just red static for all the doors.

What freaked me out more was the character selection, it showed only Bandanna Waddle Dee, Meta Knight, and to my surprise, King Dedede! Now I was sure that something was up, I mean, how can you play as Dedede in a classic Kirby game, for crying out loud?

That's when I realized that this wasn't a corrupted game, it was a ROM hack.

Yeah, it definitely looked like a ROM hack, it was really horrifying, but as a H I G H I Q gamer, I wasn't scared (or at least I tried not to be), I told myself that it was just a ROM hack and there's nothing wrong with that. Anyways, shaking off the creeped out feeling I went through door 1 and chose Bandanna Waddle Dee and when I selected and got started. The game played an incredibly high pitched tone for about 3 years and I heard a creepy bit-crushed cackle that sounded an awful lot like that Kefka guy from Final Fantasy before cutting to Green Greens.

Then I died and went to the same purgatory as Brian. As I was going to that purgatory. I heard KIRB.JPG say:

"I AM SAD BEING"

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