Sonic's Depression: The Series

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Did you know Sonic? Yes, it's one of the most iconic characters ever.

Sonic's Not so Fun Adventure

I've inserted the Sonic Adventure disk into my Dreamcast. I pressed the Start button. And everything was different. It was actually a modified port of Sonic 1 for the SEGA Dreamcast. The first Zone was called The Start Zone. Underneath Act 1, there was a label: The Adventure Begins. The music was Yuzoboy's remix of Splash Hill Zone Act 1 from Sonic 4 using instruments of the SNES. Sonic had his usual sprites. Even the HUD was usual. However, the Zone looked like the Splash Hill Zone from Sonic 4 instead of Green Hill Zone. I've started walking around by pressing the arrow keys to control Sonic. Instead of Buzz Bombers there were Buzzers. Also, there were only flying Newtrons. The shooting Newtrons are replaced by Bubbler's Mother, which shoots Bubbler, just like the unused Badnik in Sonic 2. Also at the end of Act 1, Amy Rose hugged Sonic. Act 2 was the sunset. Just like Splash Hill Zone Act 3 in Sonic 4. Then after Act 2, Act 3 was nighttime. Act 3 was much shorter than the first 2 Acts. The boss music was the same as Sonic 1. After beating the Egg Mobile-H, I've proceeded to a new Zone, called Transylvania Ruins Zone. The music was Aquatic Ruin Zone from Sonic 2. It had Buzzers instead of Buzz Bombers. Transylvania Ruins Zone looked like a hybrid between Sky Sanctuary and Marble Garden. The third Act was the shortest, again. The third Zone was Collision Chaos. At the start of Act 1, Amy Rose took attention of Sonic, but Metal Sonic kidnapped her. After the end of Act 2, I was in Hidden Palace Zone. The music was Track 10 from Sonic 2. It looked the same as it was in the Simon Wai prototype. Sonic became Super Sonic. After Hidden Palace Zone, the Zone was the Star Light Zone. After it, in the Death Egg, Robotnik started bullying Sonic.

Sonic's Depression

I've inserted the Sonic 1 EU cartridge into my Genesis. The SEGA sound was from Sonic 2. Music sounds like it's an AtGames Genesis. I've pressed Start. The first Zone was the Console War Zone. The music was taken from the Sonic 4 SNES bootleg. And it looked identical to it. I started walking around by pressing the arrow keys to control Sonic. 1 minute passed, then Speedy Gonzales started chasing me. Speedy Gonzales was with a cage. Sonic started looking backwards while collecting rings. After 10 seconds, Sonic started pushing a monitor of the Speed Shoes. I've clicked the A button while holding the right arrow key. Sonic broke the monitor. Then Sonic continued running. He again started looking backwards. Then Sonic escaped Speedy Gonzales and passed the Goal Post. The SONIC HAS PASSED ACT 1 thingy was instead SONIC HAS PASSED ACT. After the Console War Zone, I proceeded into Red Hell Zone. The music was the AtGames version of Green Hill Zone. Sonic looked around. He became terrified. The water was red, just like blood. In Act 3, the boss music was more terrifying (or not) during the boss. Robotnik was Robotnik.exe instead. His wrecking ball was bloody. After this hellish Zone, the next Zone was Bomb Zone. It was the destroyed Marble Zone. The music had the same differences as in the previous Zone. Also bombs were falling. In Act 3, Robotnik.exe was shooting bombs instead of fire. Sonic said I'm outta here and jumped off the screen. Sonic was falling through the ruins. Sonic died. The next Zone was Autumn Yard Zone. It was the Spring Yard Zone with destroyed buildings in it. In Act 3, Robotnik.exe's spike was bloody, with a Flicky impaled on it. After beating this Zone, I've moved on to Blood Zone. It was Labyrinth Zone, but with blood instead of water. Sonic ran and ran. Then Sonic started waiting. The drowning countdown started, with the scary music accompanying it. And also, Sonic.exe started chasing Sonic. Then Sonic ran and ran. And Sonic.exe became faster and faster. Sonic finally caught an air bubble and Sonic.exe vanished. The Zone music started. And the drowning countdown stopped. In Act 3, in the Egg Mobile, it was... Sonic.exe! Then Sonic started waiting. I saw how Sonic.exe left the Egg Mobile. The drowning countdown started again, with the scary music playing again. And also, Sonic.exe started chasing Sonic. Sonic gave up and said: I'm outta here! He jumped off the screen. It gave me a new terrifying screen, which read:

 THERE IS NO ESCAPE 
— The message

Then Sonic said: SHUT UP YOU MONSTER OR ELSE I'M OUTTA HERE. After that hellish Zone, the Star Darkness Zone started. It was literally the Star Light Zone with the same differences as the differences between Autumn Yard Zone and the Spring Yard Zone. After it, there was a new Zone, called I'M HERE FOR YOU. I was terrifying. It was literally You Can't Run from Sonic.exe. In Act 3, the same happened as in Blood Zone. But this time, Sonic.exe succeeded in catching Sonic. Instead of the scream and a black screen, I saw the same drowning animation as in the original Sonic 1. After this, it was The End Is Near. Robotnik.exe's pistons are bloody. I've beat this hellish game! Stay tuned for more creepypastas.

Sonic's Depression 2: Tails' Death

I've inserted the Sonic 2 EU cartridge into my Genesis. The SEGA sound was the same. Music has got the same differences as in the previous experience. The menu vanished. Also, Tails vanished too from the title screen. Why? There is a cutscene when I pressed Start. Cutscenes? Huh, interesting. The music sounded a lot like the 2-player results. Sonic and Tails were playing Monopoly, but after 10 seconds, the music stopped, Robotnik.exe came and killed Tails. It sent me into a new Zone, called Console War Zone. The music was Emerald Hill Zone 2-player. However, the level itself was VERY different from the Console War Zone I saw previously in the first game, it was now literally World 1-1 from Mario[1]. Sonic was terrified[2]. Sonic has destroyed a ring monitor. In the second pipe, there was a flower with bloody teeth. And also there was Mario's hat. After 1 minute of playing, Kirby started chasing me. Sonic has done a Leg Dash (AKA the Super Peel Out) and jumped.

Sonic was worried and sad in Emered Hell Zone, he was crying. He said KiLl mE. Sonic held a knife. Robotnik.exe heard Sonic begging everyone around to kill him and stole Sonic's knife, later he stabbed Sonic and Sonic died. Sonic.exe and Starved ate Sonic and Tails' corpses. I saw a GAME OVER screen, which said this instead:

 FINALLY I AM DEAD
THANKS FOR KILLING ME
 
— The message

Well, the cartridge exploded and my Genesis exploded.

References

  1. I hate Mario.
  2. May be because his best friend, Tails, died with his cause of death being a brutal murder caused by Robotnik's EXE version.

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