Sonic.CRINGE

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This is just what the case looked like pretty much, now stop wasting your fucking life looking into this story.

Hi I am Billy. I liked sonic the hedgehog, my favorite console was the SEGA Saturn but the only Sonic game on it was the shit racing game that was fucking Sonic R, and the only game worth playing on it was NiGHTS into Dreams. But that dosen't matter as the story im going to tell you is a warning to not be a fucking cringy loser like a fucking furry or a creep on Minecraft. One day I was playing a FNaF game on scratch called That Night With Reese's Puffs, until I got bored and went on ebay to find some shitty games to try on my 3rd SEGA Saturn I own after I got it from some "Drunk Shrek Fan". While I was scrolling I found a strange listing by some guy called EatMyAss34, despite the porn-star name I checked and exam the Ebay listing for a game, on the picture it looked like as black disk and on it, it said "Sonic.CRINGE" in what it seems to be rainbow sharpy. It was only for 1 cent. For a dumbass such as myself I seen this and saw this as one of those rom-hacked games, it sound like something for good laugh and so I bought the dam thing. In about 9 weeks I got knock at my door and went down stairs and opened the door. I was pissed since it was 3:00am in the fucking morning, but when I looked down in a bag with mickey mouses face printed on it, was a small purple colored case and on it said "Sonic.CRINGE" that being the name of the game if you didn't think already you dumbass, but to note it looked like it was written in what seems to be fucking CAT SHIT! dam these idiots are now using anything in these stupid creepypasta stories. specially video game sonic rip-offs. anyways so I take the fucking game inside but not before taking the game out and cleaning off the cat shit off the fucking case. now I took the disk and put it in my SEGA Saturn. So the game started with a pop up of SEGA, but it was different. It was colored Crimson, and the background was black. And also instead of saying SEGA it said CRINGE. As then the game's menu loaded up, it was what seem to be a hedgehog with flashing rainbow fur, and human like eyes that was colored purple like the case of the game. I looked with a eyebrow raise as I can tell this hedgehog wasen't sonic, not by the change of eye's and fur but how the quills and fur was curly. but then again it look like shit since it was a fucking SEGA Saturn game. so I press start, and It said play as GREG. So seeing their was no other choice but to play as this fucking curly haired seizure warning of a fucking character named GREG of all fucking things, I pressed play and started the game. the game loaded and already I can tell they used the fucking Sonic R to make this bullshit, and so I try my best playing this fucking level as "GREG" and oh trust me its bullshit other than the shitting controls, you see "GREG" can't run instead he goes slow as fuck, and he jumps so fucking high the map gets covered by the rendered fog. the map itself is shit too being edited on shitting modeled textures. the game is simply get to the top of a tiny island and collected a box of Reese's Puffs 2. yeah this is has shit as it can get. and so I get to the first boss and its just Reala but his clothes was green, his skin was red and he had empty black eyes, and a skull for a head. all he did was float around and shit out bombs at me, but with GREG's high jump and with 10 hits, he was out. but then when I differented him he spoke to me, and he said the following... "You fallen in the a trap you idiots, turn it off while you can!" but I was too late. and I turned around in the game, and saw a low-poly model of sonic..but it wasen't sonic it was...SONIC.CRINGE! he was a all black sonic with 2 red dots for eyes. he said to me the following.."You dumbass cringer now perpare to be punished.." I turned around and my PC came on, and my search history was uploaded to the internet!, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed, I looked back at Sonic.CRINGE with fear in my eyes as then he spoke again..."Perpare for the fate of all cringer's who are found by me" and so I turned around and saw...a all black sonic plushie with a dildo in his hand...whatever you do if you see a listing for a game called "Sonic.CRINGE". Don't buy it or you will face....him.....Also stop wasting your fucking life on reading these stories you dumbass.

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